Don't bother, Fuzzy ... that's impossible in real life. When you're faced with the particular females in this thread, you're even more out of luck!

/me runs and hides

what is so confusing about the female mind???

/me thinks fuzzy and glen just need to pay more attention to women, so as to understand them more

as for threats, no threats are being made. these are learning oportunities

werewolf - Karma Girl...you are on target re full moon. It is extremely difficult to type with big, hairy fingers with 2 1/2" claws protruding. Had to go run amok in the local forest for a while.

/me *confused*

so when there is a full moon i am supposed to get covered in furr, and have claws?

that is what felines look like, and on occasions so do dracoforms.

sounds like an excuse to go playing in the forest late at night to me

/me likes playing in the forest late at night

Fuzzy Logic - KarmaGirl is a Wicca. This is not good...

yes it is!
what with all the elves and pixies, we need a witch or three to round out the group

also, they are normally good at producing interesting bubbly potions!

/me would like some chocolate flavoured ones

"Still and quite feline form,
in the sun, asleep and warm.
Her tail is limp, her whickers drooped.
Man, what could make this cat so pooped?"

ooh, i like that. as for the answer, well, there is:
* lying on my back, waving all 4 paws in the air, looking cute
* thinking about chocolate
* sleeping
* secret things

I went back and checked the spelling in the magazine and it is cacoa, and they are talking about the bean which produces chocolate. AHHH The chocolate supply is in danger. To Arms, To Arms!!

Feline...As a lycanthrope, I have the excessive hair and claw problems only on full moons, and the claws aren't retractable (I envy Feline's ability) but you were right, it was just an excuse for a forest romp.

/me goes into denial about the threat to chocolate

there isnt anything wrong with non-retractable claws, just type one claw at a time

so, you are up for a romp or three in the forests now and then? this sounds promising

Forest romps are my favorite thing. My forests are isolated, so there are no prying eyes, no interruptions. I can run and play to my hearts content.

hmmm...I think we better build a greenhouse and start growing our own cacoa plants just in case!

having witches as ancestors isn't all it's cracked up to be. I get blamed for things that I possibly couldn't have done. The most famous of which is: shortly after my ex-fiance dumped me, he had to have one of his testicles removed, and the other just stopped working. Now, how could that be my fault? Next they are going to blame me for him gaining 100 pounds in the past few years? Oh, sure, I wished both would happen to him, but, come on! How could that be blamed on me?

Just so you guys know, I won't be on the boards after today until Monday. I am taking a long weekend. (4th of July fireworks and so forth. I like exploding things....)

Trying to understand females just gives me a headache...

/me thinks Feline does not understand females but just likes to sit in their lap

Hey KarmaGirl...Yikes!!

Have a happy 4th and a great time off

Fuzzy I don't know why I thought you were a girl? hehe
(either something I read or did not read?)

anyways seems now we have 3 fuzzy guys in here w/ us Java
cats, wolves, and fuzzy's what's next?
and g'morning

Morning Doreen, sleep well?

/me *giggle*

not quite. i do like sitting on the laps of females, so long as they know about making a fuss of cats

however, for the right fuss, i am not that sexist. after all, humans are humans.

as for understanding them, its not hard. harder than understanding males perhaps, but still quite possible

yeah happy 4th everyone, unfortunetly over here everyone is back on alert specially in Las Vegas & Los Angeles again (that terrorist stuff)
most likely just jumping nerves cuz of the type of Holiday but nevertheless it's on our news

sleep? what is that? hehe
yes I did
how are you fuzzy animals doing in here today?

werewolf - Forest romps are my favorite thing.

but what about the hunting games???

most (all?) bimorphs and above are very resiliant, which is why most of them enjoy fun hunting games.

/me considers getting up and starting stalking werewolf

any werewolf that romps in a forest cannot be too dangerous it's the ones that hide outside bedroom windows that scare me! hehe

I can give you secrets about females to help you understand us better but I will charge a large fee in the process

cleaning up all the leaves,etc from my last forest romp and telling my neighbor that I have no idea why there haven't been any coyotes around lately

hehe you prob mean cleaning up leaves & coyote bones from your last meal???

I can't answer for the other animals but the cute and cuddly fuzzy bunny is fine. If a little shaky and nervous having just read that post by KarmaGirl...

/me thinks Doreen should be more worried about things hiding inside the bedroom...

Hunting games....yesssss.

Feline stalking werewolf....yesssss.

Werewolf: I have a few neighbours you can have for dinner...

Heeeeere kitty, kitty, kitty...

werewolf has a nice saucer of dragon milk for the nice kitty...that's right, come a little closer.... a little closer. My what a soft furry kitty your are. Mmmmmm....