That's my brain...

Aww, that is really sweet

No fuzzy thats not a muumuu either - thats a meow meow

/me pops in for a quick nibble...

I'm stunned. Why hasn't anybody come in here and said the magic phrase to send the Chocoalte Planet back to the first page!?! FL, KarmaGirl, GM,........hello!?!.....hello!?! Anybody here? Alright. I'll do it myself................

Grand Raspberries to all and to all a good night!

I have the magic phrase OC -

/me says "FEED ME CHOCOLATE"

/me hope this message is clear, with a large *raspberry* to anyone else

If I liked beer I'd say you have a mighty nice can there OC

where's my toddy????

/me finds what has people tied down and unable to post....

 

That's JUST like a cat. Pretty funny. Thanks GM

/me briefly wanders by
i glanced over the front page and the first page of the general message board on the way in, not a lot there that really grabbed my attention.

i do wonder why it has taken DX SO long to realise that "really cool objects" buried under all of the open windows isn't that much use *shrug*

work is doing its best to send me round the bend with stress *sigh*

still, i finally got one of my outstanding issues with OD looked at
now it is just a case of waiting for the fix.

i still hope to return to here, my friends, on a more regular basis. it is just going to take time is all. *HUGS* to everyone!

Fuzzy Logic says "FEED ME CHOCOLATE"

/me wonders why
after all, in order to avoid upsetting fuzzy with poor quality chocolate i will have to first eat all of the chocolate myself, to i can tell if it is suitable or not. how about if i eat all of the chocolate, and then bounce up and down on a tied up fuzzy, while telling him how the chocolate tasted?

***Sputter*** Hey! Hello! ........Helloooooooooo!?! Once again SuperDuperCoolDudeMasterWizardNinjaOldCrab must utter the secret incantation from the ancient civilization in the third system from the CRAB nebula............."BUMP!" and from it's lonely spot 3 pages hence it once again is in its right place on the front page.

Oh,and as always-Grand Raspberries to all and to all a goodnite! >

I could have bought a new pc with what the dentist just charged me - and I don't even eat chocolate - well, maybe a little, now and then ....

*sneaks in via the back entrance*
this has a bonus, which is i don't have to look at the message board on the way in
/me suspects that looking at the message board might depress me
so i wont!

/me notes The Journeyman's comments about chocolate
see, this is further proof, as if any was needed, that it is in everyones best interests to give ALL of their chocolate to me, so i can keep it safe for them
/me checks to make sure that i have a suitably large storage space prepared...

how come there are so few posts since my last visit? /me *puzzled*
still, OC is doing an important job, so we should do something special to help say "thankyou"
/me considers how best to show my appreciation...
/me *ahha*

/me climbs up the outside of OC's tree house, and draws pictures of happy bunny girls bouncing around in their bunny girl costumes on all of OC's tree house windows
of course, i have used a ion of different flavours of chocolate to do this anything else wouldn't be showing a suitable reverence for OC /me *giggles*

now every time OC looks outside to see what is going on, he will be greeted by happy sights through his windows

/me agrees - OC deserves special 'treatment'

So what special 'treatment' can you give to an OC?

/me wonders how you spank a crustacean...

/me just noticed someone mentioning bunny girls...

/me (for some reason) thinks of JavaBean...

How is the little bunny? (only people in bunny outfits need reply...)

 

this has a bonus, which is i don't have to look at the message board on the way in

hehe... actually, the mb is getting better lately... thanks to mostly everyone else...  /me has been a truant.  It's tougher than I thought it would be to sort things out....  Twice, though, I felt happy like old times....

  

still, OC is doing an important job, so we should do something special to help say "thankyou"

/me thinks we should organize a crab round-up to find that young fella....

How is the little bunny? (only people in bunny outfits need reply

  Yeah.... /me wonders toooooo....

 

 

Citizens of the chocolate planet be warned!!

/me intends on stealing the chocolate swamp!!

Muhahahahaha

...that'll boost the ol' depression index....

/me wanders by and sneaks in via the back entrance
working on the theory that if i don't see something that could be depressing, it cannot depress me, i am wondering how much i can get done without leaving my bed. perhaps i could work from home

i stopped off at the front page on the way in, hoping for news of OB2. reading comments about new and interesting features that site subscribers would be getting, i started wondering, not for the first time, what ever happened between me and stardock. reading about these new things, i just kept on wondering if it would ever actually happen *sigh*

apparently stardock want people to notice DX widgets. perhaps widgets that did something useful that people actually want would help?

*grrr*
somewhere along the line stardock and wincustomize became associate with incredibly high levels of cynicism and depression in my mind *sigh*

i have adjusted to no bug fixes in the software (i shouldn't have to, but there you go), but i still object to having this place spoilt >

i want to be able to visit this thread and feel happy and relaxed. i have given up on the rest of the message board, since for now that is simply asking to much of myself.

/me decides to find someone to do something to

kona0197 intends on stealing the chocolate swamp!!

some things are beyond the understanding of even cats.

Fuzzy Logic wonders how you spank a crustacean...

a wise man once said that "a journey of a 1,000 miles starts with a single step"

fuzzy is asking for help in answering a big, complex and long standing question. following along the path indicated by the wise man, perhaps we should start with a far simpler and easier to answer question.

obviously fuzzy wants to end up with a detailed working knowledge of any spanking technique that we develop. so, he really should play a key role in any experiments we decide to perform.

*carefully considers*
we know from his pictures that OC normally keeps his behind carefully hidden inside a can. obviously this is going to present certain technical challenges, even if we ignore his hard shell.

it seems that the best way forward is to dress fuzzy up in various costumes, providing varying levels of protection and encasement, and we can then study how best to spank him. why put fuzzy inside the costume you may ask? simple really fuzzy needs to check how well each method works, so he will know how close we are to the chosen goal of a suitable method for spanking OC