Elfkura!  How are you?  Long time no chat.

I'm doing all right. My school work has picked up a huge pace and I'm in summer class right now. I've been around in one or two other posts, but I haven't gotten myself back to the swing of posting. I guess I'm slowly gathering my courage to face the public once again, so I've avoided all debates really (cept for that one post on computer parts) and just offer answers to questions I can answer.

I think my boyfriend would frown on me for coming back to post again (The overly-large role WC played into my mental stability annoyed him a lot, and it had placed a small strain on the relationship. Now, I've just worked everything out, decided drama is really tiring, so keeping it low-toned). However, this was my social life, and ever since I left, I hadn't had any social life.

I was just hoping you might've been somewhere close to Houston, Old Crab. Any other Texans out there?

Elfkura I get to the BIG CITY once every blue moon. Not much though. Houston scares the willies out of me. Anyway how is it at Couger High. I'm sure the place has really grown up since I went there in the 70's. Ahem.

The door to the Treehouse creaks open. The Old Crab skitters out into the dark. Out to the Laboratory. Things in Fantasyland Forrest have been to quiet to suit the Old Crab and it's about time to shake the old town up. To be continued. Maybe.

Grand Raspberries to all and to all a good night! >

Cougar High? Where's Cougar High?

Fuzzy Logic - ...it's waiting for a tummy rub...

according to the health and safety clause of our insurance, fuzzy must be secured to the massage table before we are allowed to give him a tummy rub...

/me *radiates innocence*

/me would like a tummy rub - but doesn't want to be fastened to anything...unless it is wearing a nurse's uniform...

Old Crab saunters out of his Treehouse and looks around. Nobody about. He skitters out to his Dark Chocolate well and unlocks the top and draws a bucket of Dark Chocolate out and heads back to his Treehouse.

/me ***EEEEEK***
OC has discovered one of my secret chocolate stashes!

/me decides to hide down the well and eat ALL of this chocolate!

feline's into bondage... huh...

*evil grin*

/me drapes the massage table in a nurses uniform!
now, where did fuzzy get to?

/me waves at Elf

Hi!

feline's into bondage

Yes - he has to be securely fastened at all times...

Elfkura - feline's into bondage... huh... *evil grin*

/me notes that elf hasn't been keeping up with recent events!
still, i will let fuzzy tell you what the penalty for that is

as for bondage, i wouldn't say that. it is simply far safer to make sure that fuzzy is tightly strapped into a straight jacket or two before opening chocolate than to leave him free!

Fuzzy Logic - Yes - he has to be securely fastened at all times...

/me looks around for a "he"
the only "he" feline can see is fuzzy!
so, fuzzy is telling is that he has to be securely fastened at all times...

well, a wizop should be obeyed now and then...
/me *innocent expression number 28*

Penalty?

/me thinks carefully about this...

Hmmmm.....

/me wonders whether the nurse's uniform or bunny outfit...

Hmmmm.....

/me *IDEA* - the straitjacket! It's an old favourite, but, if it fits...

Well, quite frankly, this is a hard place to keep up with, especially when I'm not around the last year. So, every five or so days, I'll come back, scan it for any vital information, and relocate my check point to the most recent post... so yeah, I missed quite a bit

However, I'm currently working on a new story with a friend of mine, so my attention has been pretty divided

#12048 by Old Crab - 6/14/2004 2:20:23 AM
Ever hear of Brookshire? Population: 1739. Don't live there though

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oooooooo HAHAHA nix the straight jacket eh Fuzzy Logic......there is this one particularly annoying strap....

Who want's to rent a charter boat????

Don't take any notice of OC - he's a bit of a card. Watch out for him pinching your bottom though...

*Sputter*Fret*Fume*Thppppftt*! No notice of the Crab, indeed. Chocolate swords at dawn Sir!

Elfkura, when I went to UH it was little more than 4 building and people jokingly called it "Cougar High" just a continuation of High School. It really has grown in the decades since I was there.


The laboratory windows shimmer with an unearthly green glow. The ground shakes and wobbles. Sounds of tinkering abound. The denizens of the Chocolate Planet circle the Lad with aprehension. What he up to? Will he finally blow the planet up?

Suddenly the ground trimbles and shakes, Windows in the Lab burst out, blue smoke pours forth and the Old Crab rushs past the denizens of the Fantasyland forrest with his pants on fire! He jumps into the Dark Ale well and clambers back up and sits on the side of the well and says-"Well, so what! Not all my inventions work, ya know!"

Grand Raspberries To ALL and To ALL a good night! >

Chocolate swords - Ha! I could eat those for breakfast...

/me thinks OC's claws are a little blunt lately...

Ahh! So UH was known as Cougar High. Well, it certainly has grown. They've just recently expanded the library (work still in progress), with a new addition of extremely large recreation center on campus (they were planning to use it for the Olympics but the Olympics didn't come through), and now you need a bike just to be able to make it to classes on time because the campus is so large

So, ladies and gentlemen... I've got a question for you.

Got any ideas for a couple to enjoy a special evening or weekend together? I've never been romantic, so I don't know if that's my thing... so I was hoping for some ideas

Hey Elf!  I think it is prolly best to do something you really can relax with if you want to be romantic.  Put down the books, though, turn away from the computer and give him your undevided attention.  Cook a meal if that is you, take a trip away in a nice hotel or camp out.  Just be you with  him.  No outside thoughts or interruptions or worries or hurries.

 

 

  Things  have gotten a little *complicated* here, and I have taken some time away. 

I'll be back soon, though.

 

/me wanders in looking for chocolate

Hmmm, nothing here *puzzled look*

/me suspects some furry creature has half-inched it all and will have to be searched...