Fuzzy Logic - GM is perfect for bouncing

/me *innocent expression number 35*
/me thinks we should test this idea *giggles*
first, what exactly are we trying to test? /me considers...
we are trying to test how well suited GM is for bouncing...
so, we need to bounce GM, and see how high she bounces compared to how high up she was when we dropped her.

for obvious safety reasons we need to do this over a soft and cushoning surface /me *innocent expression number 32*

of course, in order to simplify the calculations, we need a standard air resistance profile for all of GM's bounces, and we also need to make sure that the landing area also stays still...

the final practical component to address is how to deal with the lost of energy on each bounce.

/me produces my key, and wanders deep into OC's tree house
/me settles down at the drawing board, and sets about designing the experiment, in all of its wonderful details

time seems to pass in a blur, and soon, it is complete in every tiny detail now it simply remains to build this, and to try it out /me *innocent expression number 19*

feline decides to ***BOUNCE*** up and down on GM

/me *giggles* ..... feline is giving fuzzy some moving target practice!

Now, fuzzy, now that you have your speed down it's time to practice on your accuracy!
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GM is perfect for bouncing

Now fuzzy, I don't want to take you from your target practice... carry on!

/me sneeks behind oc's tree to see what feline is up to now... after all he has stopped being bouncie target practice and has turned to seek and bounce practice....

we are trying to test how well suited GM is for bouncing... so, we need to bounce GM, and see how high she bounces compared to how high up she was when we dropped her.

This is easy. You start at a low height and drop GM from there. You then continue to do this getting higher and higher. When GM stops bouncing you know you're dropping her from too high up

goodmorphing *giggles* ..... feline is giving fuzzy some moving target practice!

Yes, I'm getting very good too -

feline: ***BOUNCE***
/me ***SPANK***
feline: ***BOUNCE***
/me ***SPANK***
feline: ***BOUNCE***
/me ***SPANK***
feline: ***BOUNCE***
/me ***SPANK***
feline: ***BOUNCE***
/me ***SPANK***
feline: ***BOUNCE***
/me ***SPANK***

/me like this practice Getting even better...

feline: ***BOUNCE***
/me ***SPANK***

...and so on...

Hi!  Sorry that I've been missing.  I've been swamped at work.  I'll try and post more soon.

Then let us swamp you in cuddles ***SMOOCH***

(That'll cost you chocolate... )
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goodmorphing *giggles* ..... feline is giving fuzzy some moving target practice!

/me ****RASPBERRY****

Raspberry indeed! Young kitten, tis time to fit your straitjacket.

/me says all naughty kittens need their paws securely fastened - for their own safety of course

goodmorphing sneeks behind oc's tree to see what feline is up to now... after all he has stopped being bouncie target practice and has turned to seek and bounce practice....

/me decides that it is time to follow in the grand tradition of OC, and impliment my device

step 1, catch a fuzzy wuzzy

Fuzzy Logic - Raspberry indeed! Young kitten, tis time to fit your straitjacket.

/me rolls around on my back, waving my paws in the air, looking for all the world totally innocent, carefree, and cute
/me pretends not to notice fuzzy sneaking up on me with a straight jacket in hand
just as fuzzy is getting ready to pounce...

***SPDOING***

suddenly fuzzy is dangling several feet up in the air, all curled up in the middle of a nice big and very strong net

/me roles over, and checks that Dracoform and Leonine are in position
it is the work of only moments for us to overwhelm fuzzy, which mainly consists of ***BOUNCING*** up and down on him

it seems that something has happened to all of fuzzy's clothes! oh well, plenty of time to look for them later

now we strap fuzzy face down to the padded massage table, with LOTS and LOTS of nice snug straps, since we wouldnt want him falling off would we? /me *innocent expression number 27*

now while Leonine does a complete inventory of all of fuzzy's ticklish spots *giggles* Dracoform and Feline sneak up behind GM who is still trying to peak into OC's tree house, littke realising that we are now putting the plan into action, and the half visible drawings on the drafting table are nothing but a cunning distraction

*BOUNCE* *SPANK* *TICKLE* *HUG* *TICKLE* *SPANK*

hehe, that was fun now GM is nearly ready, all naked and secured into her straight jacket, and curled up into a nice ball shape to

/me helps Dracoform to secure the bouncy ropes all around GM and then secures the other end of the ropes to the branch above fuzzy on his table

just a few minor tweaks, to make sure that everything is ppuurrrfectly lined up *giggles*

now all we have to do is to get GM bouncing, and then record the bounce heights and times /me *happy sigh*

it is good to see a plan come together

fuzzy, you may notice a stragely familiar sensation any moment now, the reason it feels just like you are being spanked all over is that GM bouncing into you at speed means that she is spanking you, and of course you are spanking her

/me runs in and saves the thread from the dreaded.......SECOND PAGE!

/me thinks we need to produce a suitable reward for JavaBean
/me *innocent expression number 14*
anyone want to volunteer to award the prize?

Oops! It's taken me all day to read what feline put hehehe

Question is, how can someone in a straitjacket type at all?

/me thinks we should tighten those straps a little more...

anyone want to volunteer to award the prize?

me ME ME!!!

/me ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK***

That was the prize...wasn't it?

KarmaGirl - Hi! Sorry that I've been missing. I've been swamped at work. I'll try and post more soon.

/me thinks we need to do something special for JavaBean
/me considers...

how about we coat her in a *MASSIVE* amount of chocolate this will help to disguise her, so that work wont spot her and try to steal her away from us!

of course then we can all dive in and give her a GREAT BIG *HUG* to show how much we care

/me *innocent expression number 28*
in the interests of not getting JavaBean's and GM's clothes all covered in chocolate, it would probably be best if we help them to undress before we begin
/me *radiates helpful innocence*

Fuzzy Logic - Oops! It's taken me all day to read what feline put hehehe Question is, how can someone in a straitjacket type at all?

/me *radiates innocence*
you know, its amazing what cute little pussy cats can get upto when given all day to play, and no one around to notice what naughty things you might be doing

Fuzzy Logic thinks we should tighten those straps a little more...

/me agrees!
/me *BOUNCES* up and down in eagerness to help
/me rushes over to the table, and tightens the straps holding fuzzy down a bit more, and also tightens the straps on GM's straight jacket a bit more to

/me thinks there's an air of naughtiness in here today...

Time to whip out my tickling stick

Fuzzy Logic - Fuzzy Logic ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** That was the prize...wasn't it?

/me looks up to notice that that naughty fuzzy logic has run off and has started spanking JavaBean!

/me politely waits until fuzzy seems to have stopped

not quite, but it is good that you are here /me *giggles*
/me hands JavaBean a *BIG* cup of coffee for one hand, and a *BIG* chocolate spanking paddle for the other hand
/me *BOUNCES* up and down on fuzzy to distract him from what is about to happen *giggles*

Fuzzy Logic thinks there's an air of naughtiness in here today... Time to whip out my tickling stick

there is? in that case... /me *naughty expression number 417*
/me leans over and borrows the tickling stick
lets see if it works on fuzzy logic...

/me ***TICKLE*** ***TICKLE*** ***TICKLE*** ***TICKLE*** ***TICKLE*** ***TICKLE*** ***TICKLE*** ***TICKLE*** ***TICKLE*** ***TICKLE*** ***TICKLE*** ***TICKLE*** ***TICKLE*** ***TICKLE*** ***TICKLE*** ***TICKLE***

Anyway, don't care if that wasn't the prize. We know JavaBean likes being spanked anyway, so she can have those spanks as a free gift

/me deserves lots of chocolate for being so generous

/me *uses secret wiggle sighs to tell Leonine to push the red button*
*CREAK* *CREAK* *CREAK*
*****SPASH*****

/me *innocent expression*
someone seems to have just dumped nearly a whole tone of thick liquid chocolate ALL over fuzzy and JavaBean!

I seem to not be able to move.  I feel like there is a ton of weight on my shoulders....and it smells like chocolate.....

Nooooo!!! You're not supposed to have all the chocolate

/me wonders what a secret wiggle is

/me thinks all wiggles should be public

marathon, huh? i came i typed and i left.another for the list i'm sure. page is up to 451