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Msgboard Chatroom Marathon

Msgboard Chatroom Marathon

Honestly, I would go to IRC for this kind of stuff, but if any of you have been there recently, everyone seems to be...inactive. Sooooooooo, out of boredom, I'm turning a thread among this msgboard into a chat room, anyone care to join? =P.

It's Sunday night, and I'm bored out of my mind. There's much to do, but I'm too lazy to get around to do it. My boyfriend is busying trying to get Visual Studios to work so I can't talk to him on the phone....and we can't seem to talk over the phone anyways...it'll just be silence mostly.

New Semester started........so anyone alive out there to join Elffie in this chat marathon? =P

Let's try not to let this post hang for over 2 hours, hm? =P
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Reply #10401 Top
Tiggz - nurse! the screens...


*leonine* checks she has the screens
*leonine* admires the screens, two small chocolate wafers, 3 inches by 1 inch each

/me looks up at the smell of chocolate
/me bounds up to leonine, negotiating the distracting effect of the uniform she is almost not wearing
/me spies chocolate!
/me eats the chocolate

*leonine* *sigh* no screens anymore!
/me doesnt see the problem
after all, a furryiness test has to be done in public to be valid. its a bit like justice has to seen to be done really



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Reply #10402 Top
Tiggz creeps into the thread, commits sneak smooch attack on gm, exits quietly


/me wanders up to the edge of the large chocolate and coffee lake next to the exit
/me gazes down at Tiggz, who seems to be lying there, wearing nothing but chocolate and coffee!
/me suspects that dracoform has been being sheeky again!
*dracoform* *sniggers*

/me notices that several signs have been moved, and there are lots of slippery spots on the track
it looks like anyone trying to exit is likely to be thrown into a big pit filled with chocolate and coffee!

/me considers the justice of this
so, it seems that performing a sneak smooch attack on GM means you get covered in chocolate!

/me considers this deeply for about 1 nanosecond
/me *rushes* off to perform a MAJOR sneak smooch attach on GM



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Reply #10403 Top
so, it seems that performing a sneak smooch attack on GM means you get covered in chocolate!


feline *rushes* off to perform a MAJOR sneak smooch attach on GM





Whooooo Hooooo.... what a time we will have. First we think of a spankfest and get a volunteer, then feline volunteers for a nice chocolate dunking..... we shall have to ***spank*** and ***tickle*** the chocolate back into form after.

/Me gets ready for fuzzy to come and 'volunteer' for something... wagers he will be asking for the straight jacket!
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Reply #10404 Top
leonine* *sigh* no screens anymore!feline doesnt see the problemafter all, a furryiness test has to be done in public to be valid. its a bit like justice has to seen to be done really


/me rushes off to get the camera.... this is proving to be a very good spankfest!

Now, once fuzzy comes an volunteers for something, all we need to do is to coax OC out from his tree, and that wolfie is long overdue for some attention. And KG too! We can coax her here ... maybe even Maddie will make some for art for us and spin us some tales from kindergarten!
Reply #10405 Top
#10400 by Skinner Weaksid - 11/11/2003 9:49:29 PM


/me notes that WS has already 'assumed the position'.
Reply #10406 Top
mmmmmmm chocolate
Reply #10407 Top
***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK***
***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK***
***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK***
***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK***
***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK***

There. I volunteered to spank everyone

/me 's spank paddle is a little tired - maybe time for the tickling stick...
Reply #10408 Top
***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** There. I volunteered to spank everyone



yep, see! Fuzzy has volunteered for the straight jacket after all!

Fuzzy Logic 's spank paddle is a little tired - maybe time for the tickling stick...


Holds up the white hamper.... here ya go fuzzy. The tickle stick got broken and there is a half waaaaaay down a the bottom of each white hamper.... don'w worry about the decorative buckles and clasps.... it was from the biker collection.....

*wink* *wink*
Reply #10409 Top
mmmmmmm chocolate


/me glances over at Tiggs doing the chocolate planet mantra...z
Perhaps we should wait for his furriness test until he is done meditating?
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Reply #10410 Top
I see that the same shameful shenanigans are going on. Stop it, stop it, I say! Help admins! Shameful acts of naughtiness are going on in this thread! There. That bellowed out the Old Crab skattles and skitters back to his Tree. They ought to know better than this, all the rackett woke me up. Now I'll be grouchy all day. >
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Reply #10411 Top
/me peeks out thru eyelashes

haha - the "lulling them into a false sense of security" ploy seems to be working...
Reply #10412 Top
That's right OC. Shameful shenanigans and lots of naughtiness. Especially that GM - what a naughty girl!

/me has a treatment for naughty girls

Young lady, you are going over my knee...***SPANK*** ***SPANK*** ***SPANK***

/me doesn't need a spank paddle to get the job done
Reply #10413 Top
Now I'll be grouchy all day


That's why your nick is 'Old Crabby'

Anyway, I don't know how you can sleep with all this spanking going on...
Reply #10414 Top
haha - the "lulling them into a false sense of security" ploy seems to be working...


/me quietly reaches for the handcuffs while Tiggz is feeling smug...***evil cackle No14***
Reply #10415 Top
I have the Straight Jacket



Reply #10416 Top
Weaksid - I have the Straight Jacket


/me notices that Weaksid seems to be confused
first up, you seem to think there is only one straight jacket around here
and also, you dont seem to be wearing it!

/me makes a mental note to help fix this in a minute *giggles*



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Reply #10417 Top
Old Crab - They ought to know better than this, all the rackett woke me up. Now I'll be grouchy all day.


/me *innocent expression number 39*
/me saunters up to the secret back entrance to the tree house, and sneaks in, along with a present for OC
/me sneaks through the rooms, bypassing a quite amazing number of traps and alarms
/me climbs up onto OC's desk next to him, and distracts him by looking all cute and rolling over for a tummy rum

while OC is distracted, grumbling about cats dracoform leaps up and fits OC's present!

it is a massive marsh mallow, with a hole made in the bottom just big enough for OC's head. this will help to keep all of the distracting noise out

also, so we know it is OC in there, a great big smiley face has been painted on the front with strawberry syrup *giggles*

now we will be able to have a party in the tree house swimming pool without OC realising what we are upto!



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Reply #10418 Top
Tiggz - haha - the "lulling them into a false sense of security" ploy seems to be working...


Fuzzy Logic quietly reaches for the handcuffs while Tiggz is feeling smug...***evil cackle No14***


fuzzy! that is no way to treat a guest!
/me rushes up with 4 straight jackets, several miles of rope, lots of leather straps with shiny buckles, and a blushing leonine wearing only chocolate!

after all, once we have seen to Tiggz, leonine can distract fuzzy while we strap him into the remaining straight jacket



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Reply #10419 Top
/me notices feline all busy and everything and taking care of everyone ... but who is taking care of feline?

/me organizes a 'tickle' gauntlet outside OCs treehouse.

Now, when feline comes down, everyone grab your tickle feathers an distract him! While he is looking all distracted and cute we can make sure to have all the exits locked so he has to take a long slow time in here with us!
Reply #10420 Top
/me points out that maybe we really, really need to make a search party for KG.... wolfie too.
Reply #10421 Top
haha - the "lulling them into a false sense of security" ploy seems to be working... Fuzzy Logic quietly reaches for the handcuffs while Tiggz is feeling smug...***evil cackle No14***


/me sneaks up on fuzzy sneaking up on Tiggs...

Two at once!

/me waits for FL to take care of Tiggz and step back into this nice warm blanket waiting for him.... never mind those buckle and chain-like ornaments. It is from the new "Martha Stewart Life on the Inside' collection....

*wink* *wink*
Reply #10422 Top
/me fully expects to be rescued at some point and continues licking the chocolate from his paws..
Reply #10423 Top
Tiggz fully expects to be rescued at some point and continues licking the chocolate from his paws..


/me looks around. ....hmmm... nope, looks like nearly everyone is 'otherwise occupied' in the Martha Stewart specials....
Reply #10424 Top
/me suspects spanking makes GM giddy

/me needs a bigger spank paddle...
Reply #10425 Top
There is no rescue here. The only escape is to hide behind a chocolate coating

/me prepares the chocolate dip...