/me thinks as feline is confused by how Windows works we should point out Bill Gates is responsible for that...and feline should be spanked for everything BG is responsible for.

feline is going to be one sore puddy tat

/me climbs the stairs to OC's treehouse, looks in through a window, feels queezy so beats a hasty retreat down to solid ground.

/me notes OC's cruelty to leprechauns >

/me found PROOF as to why we are so important to one another!
http://www.howstuffworks.com/question511.htm

FL: Fuzzy Logic notes OC's cruelty to leprechauns



/me notes that fuzzy might have seen OC tickling the leprechauns until they all dropped all their chocolate and thinks fuzzy can't decide between being jealous, hungry, tickleless...... or what!

In any case, fl is in for a thorough round of ticklings!

Quote from GM's link: "Although we are not able to tickle ourselves unassisted, there is a way to trick the brain by using a robot tickler. That's right. With all of the know-how of science and technology, a robot has been designed to allow people to tickle themselves."

Question: Why would you need a robot tickler when we have so many here willing to assist

/me decides to 'assist' GM with some self tickling

FL: "Although we are not able to tickle ourselves unassisted, there is a way to trick the brain by using a robot tickler.

/me suddenly begins to wonder about that ubiquitous chat-room bot.....

Perhaps chat rooms are friendlier than I thought /me ponders the dynamics of asking the chat-room bot for a good tickle after everyone splits.....

FL: Fuzzy Logic decides to 'assist' GM with some self tickling


/me has visions of mutual self-tickling assistance....

***sob*** it feels as lonely as real life... wouldn't that mean each one is rolling around being self-tickled? /me can hardly understand the fun in that!

Bad, BAD article! >

...oops, that doesn't sound good at all!

/me thinks we definitely need a blushing, or OOPS icon!

goodmorphing has visions of mutual self-tickling assistance....

/me thinks a self-tickling circle is about to form...WHEEEE!!!

...typing "tickle" into search engines is bound to take yo to strange places......

/me saw OC's light come on awhile ago.

She is not sure how he got there but his alarms makes nice safe music and that hammock hanging there just outside his widow seems really, really safe right now.

/me thinks it is nice to settle into that hammock, watch the moon traverse the sky, and listen to OC snore, and snore, and snore...


/me ***Shhhhhh*** .... there is something ***NICE*** about snoring...

OHHHH.... putting in "spank" is even stranger! ... this (http://www.ditterline.com/ is ..... remarkable....

but I never once saw the word spank....

since GM is so interested in tickle machines, and the science of tickling, i think that we should do everything we can to help her with her research into tickling

i was thinking a good start point would be to find ALL the spots on GM, no matter how small or hard to reach, that are ticklish. and then we should find out what sort of tickle sticks work best to!

so, step 1 should be to get GM naked, so we have good all over access to her for tickling
and then steps 2 through to 5,000 will involve LOTS of tickling, and chocolate. the chocolate is there to keep our energy levels up, since all that tickling is going to take quite a lot of energy!!!

HMMMMMMM, since this is a robot for SELF tickling, I think what we really need is for feline to experiment with the robot. /me volunteers to take notes, and also hand-feed feline chocolate so he doesn't have to take any of those lunch breaks!

goodmorphing - hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, have WW, JM, Ws, and the new guy been blamed yet?

i have been thinking about this, and blame is hardly the right word to use. it is so harsh!

instead, i think it would be far more sensible for us to show werewolf just how much we like him, by giving him a BIG GROUP HUG! i just home that all those arms, legs and tails HUGGING werewolf all over dont tickle to much..........

/me *innocent expression number 27*

goodmorphing - HMMMMMMM, since this is a robot for SELF tickling, I think what we really need is for feline to experiment with the robot. goodmorphing volunteers to take notes, and also hand-feed feline chocolate so he doesn't have to take any of those lunch breaks!

/me points out that the only way for GM to really understand the topic she is researching is for her to be the one getting all the tickles

also, in the interests of making sure that no one feels loanely, or unwanted, i think we should replace the cold and harsh self ticking robot with a padded massage table! then we can strap GM down to the table. that way, after a nice relaxing massage, we can ALL gather around, and give her some MOSTER TICKLES !!!

goodmorphing - hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, have WW, JM, Ws, and the new guy been blamed yet?

thinking about WS, he seems to be trying to get pictures of JavaBean naked! /me thinks, in order to preserve JavaBeans modesty, we need to search WS (strip him naked) and then distract him (coat him in chocolate)!! the sooner the better to!

/me thinks maybe we should set the robots loose in the world. That way they can spy unhappy people and show them how to get happy. After all, we here in the chocolate planet have spank/tickle/happy down pretty good!


the goodmorphing chorus sings......

Imagine free tickles, it's easy if you try
Imagine free spanks and lots of hugging tooo....

I think I have an idea which will incorporate several fun things at the same time. There is a game called Hands Down in which each player slaps a plastic hand in front of them which causes another piece of plastic to fold down in the middle of the game box...anyway...I propose we build a rather larger version of this contraption. We put the intended guinea pig in the center. The subject is now surrounded by various tickling devices which are activated by the researchers jumping up and down on the "hands" around the outside of the contraption. As further incentive, when the researchers jump onto a "hand" a Hersheys Kiss will be projected into the mouth of the subject as well as into the mouth of the researcher.

This takes care of several things: The need to jump up and down, the need for tickling and tickling experimentation, and, of course, the most important, chocolate.

We haven't got any guinea pigs here, will a cat do instead?

ah yes...but of course. And in all fairness I believe that the center stage should be filled with each of us in turn, but Goodmorphing gets to go first

OK, who's got all the chocolate >

If it doesn't turn up soon I'm going to have to strip search everyone...

HELLO!!!

HELLO!!!
Hello!!!


/me shouts 'hello' into an empty chocolate planet, waits for echo

Hmmm, can't do a strip search if no-one's here...