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Now here are the rules from the male side. Please note: these are all
numbered "1"
#1 Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up put it
down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about
you leaving it down. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with
it.
#1 Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
# 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it
that way.
# 1. Crying is blackmail.
# 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: subtlety does
not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say
it! We'll get it for you, but just LET US KNOW WHAT YOU WANT!!!
# 1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on the
calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
# 1. Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we'd be any
good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your
dress?
# 1. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every
question. Please pick one.
# 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's
what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
# 1. A headache that lasts for seventeen months is a problem. See a
doctor.
# 1. Let us know about that funny noise in your car engine as soon as you
hear it.
# 1. Anything we said six months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In
fact, all comments become null and void after seven days.
# 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us
act like soap opera guys.
# 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to
answer, but still love you.
# 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
# 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
# 1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
# 1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two
months we were going out. Get over it. And quit whining to your
girlfriends.
# 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,
for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no
idea what Mauve is.
# 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
# 1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of
mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
#1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like
nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the
hassle.
# 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer
you don't want to hear.
# 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine.
Really, you look fine!!!
# 1. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz
together. No, it doesn't matter which quiz.
# 1. NFL is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
# 1. I AM in shape. ROUND is a shape
# 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch
tonight, but did you know we really don't mind that, it's like camping.
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