see, that was a lot of babbling.. I'll get back in form here, Doreen will start confusing me with feline again

/me grabs the *REALLY BIG* magic wand

the time has come to do something about all of this!

/me *waves the WAND*
*dracoform* provides the *whoosh* noises
*leonine* creates all the spark-ely effects

there!

*we* have just moved old crab's new house, tree and all, to the top of a small hill, next to the elf forrest!

now we can look out of the windows and watch the filigree staircase moving past us several times a day!

/me stares out in awe and wonder and welcomes a new day with his friends

*dracoform* points out people may not know about the staircase

ah, good point

the chocolate planet is in the shape of a torus (ring donut)

since i was feeling playful the day i created this planet, the moon's orbit takes it through the centre of the torus!

a little while ago, in conjunction with JavaBean's birthday party, i created a sugar filigree staircase from the planet upto the moon.

the hard part was making the staircase move with the moon, and handle all the local geography on the way past

however, since it exists, we should be able to look out onto its shimmery beauty as it rolls past us

yay!

werewolf is here!

/me things i may need your help in a moment

*leonine* waves the wand again

a large padded table appears in a midst of lots of lovely sparkles, just in front of old crabs tree house

the table is about 3 feet tall, and has a selection of straps on its surface

*leonine* waves the wand again

in a sparkely and flashing cloud of mist on the table, a naked fuzzy logic slowly materialises, face down, and well secured by *LOTS* of straps

*we* have just found that fuzzy has been making WB skins in his spare time!

/me thinks it is definitely time for a celebratory spanking and tickling!

and since fuzzy has been hiding from the party, time to stop postponing the party, and start having some fun!!!

werewolf - I've been knighted

/me *OOOOH*

/me wonders what great works werewolf did to achieve this honor

goodmorphing - I'm keeping all the carrots to myself!

/me looks both ways, before diving under the table fuzzy is secured to

/me has heard rumors about the things people do with carrots!!!

apparently they even ask you to *eat* them?!?!?!?!

feline: feline wonders what great works werewolf did to achieve this honor

/me went to the 'edit account' option on the wincusto site and changed his title.

This morning, I don't want to be 'sir' anymore...just mr. That's MR. werewolf to you Just kidding.

/me is really starting to wonder about his mental health...so sad today...don't know why... Have to go apply for a job today and I just can't get myself going..just want to stay wrapped up in my house...but I have to get a job. My last job was sooooo horrible, such a bad situation...I'm a bit gun-shy now...I can't believe I'm a chicken...a werechicken, if you will.

/me wanders over to the table and sees fuzzy strapped down with so many straps.
/me extends one claw on each paw and starts poking fuzzy in the sides (very carefully, of course).

/me wanders off into the forest looking for something

it seems that JavaBean is to busy with work and such at the moment to visit us much

but at least that is good news, since it suggests she is OK!

Ruthven - "I'm just wondering about me slicing and dicing on the chat now. Guess my evil side was showing" it wasn't really all that bloody. The individual addressing you was obviously young, clueless, and annoying, and you dispatched him with such finesse and lightness of touch that it probably went right over his head completely!

werewolf, it is winter now in England, so suddenly it is all dark and dismal.

perhaps it is the same where you are?

that would make you feel depressed

/me wishes you LOTS of good luck with the new job!

*leonine* suggests werewolf needs some fun in the forrest

*dracoform* and *leonine* ambush werewolf, and *TICKLE* him ALL over!

that is the nice thing about dragons and leonines, they are safe from werewolf attack

I've been reading through the other threads on the message board...so much negativity, anger, name calling.... I cringe

the local news told everybody watching that somebody was so desperate that they threw their infant out onto the side of the road wrapped in a garbage bag...I weep

I see my boys look me right in my eyes and lie to me over and over, even though I have been very fair in their lives about right and wrong...I hurt

I get rejection after rejection after rejection with no logical reasoning behind them...I wonder

Although it seems to the contrary...I'm not really having a little pity party over here, just not having a good morning I suppose.

I'll be back to myself...just have to reinforce the shielding.

Sorry that I haven't been on here much. I've been really busy, and haven't had much time to myself (I also received my new Dell the other day, and have been spending all my extra "computer time" getting it set up. It's almost good to go, so I should be on here more often. I am looking forward to the new year. I have too much on my plate right now. Working full time (which always gets crazy toward the end of the year), try to have family time, taking two tough University courses, and am doing family portraits of people for Christmas (most of that will be done in a couple weeks, though). Trying to get back into the Photography thing (all digital this time). Busy..busy....busy..

But, it looks like some gloom has hit our message board, so I had to pop on and try and brighten it up

Hugs and tickles to everyone! Especially Werewolf! I think you need it! Whenever bad things happen to me (and they always seem to be happening) I tell myself "this too shall pass." I use it a lot when I am in pain, or when something is just too stressful. Pour yourself a cup of nice tea or hot chocolate, sit down, relax, and just think "this too shall pass". Then, think of all the positive things in your life and in the world. We tend to always dwell on the negative and oversee the positive. Look for the little things like how one of your kids smile, or the little goofy things that happen in your home. It's really the little day to day things that end up mattering. So, cheer up! If that doesn't work- eat a case of candy bars!!

werewolf - I've been reading through the other threads on the message board...so much negativity, anger, name calling.... I cringe

/me suggests you do what i do
don't read the negative threads


werewolf - I see my boys look me right in my eyes and lie to me over and over, even though I have been very fair in their lives about right and wrong...I hurt

/me *sigh*
that is partly just children being children


werewolf - I get rejection after rejection after rejection with no logical reasoning behind them...I wonder

/me *CUDDLES* werewolf
we aren't rejecting you, not now, not ever!

this is why we have created this land of chocolate and happy thoughts and fun, to embrace and hug and cuddle ALL who want it!!!


werewolf - I'll be back to myself...just have to reinforce the shielding.

*dracoform* suggests we wrap you in chocolate to shield you

/me thinks lots of people will climb all over werewolf, licking and nibbling him *all* over

*dracoform* exactly! that should help no end!

thanks feline...all common sense suggestions and KarmaGirl "this too shall pass"...you bet. I realize that, I just have to wait it out.

I know kids will be kids, but it's so hard when someone you love so much can lie so easily, specially about stupid trivial things. The thing itself isn't the issue, it's the lies.

/me likes being wrapped in a chocolate shield...yum, yum. By the time I eat my way out, I'll be fine again. I like the metaphor.

Also...and this will answer some questions posed by the newcomers...it is very nice to know that there is a place where you will always be accepted no matter what (within reason

It is such a beautiful day outside today...think I'll take a shower in a bit and go out in it.

I'm sorry... did java just suggest tea or hot chocoloate, but not coffee? Things DID change while I was gone!

Listen to 'em all, wolfy.. the good always outweighs the bad, when you know where to look. Things have actually been going horribly for me as well lately ... but I know I'm seeing friends this weekend, family the next, and everything will seem rosy soon enough. It will for you, too.. meanwhile, just revel in the lunacy here to distract yourself

thanks glen

'revel in the lunacy'

luna may be what started all this....after a full moon, I get a little down. I'm post-lunapausal lol

/me enters the MCM despite being tied face down to a table

I don't like the sound of that position. What are you planning?

/me is depressed.
/me has just been reading other threads and wishes he hadn't.

It is indeed cold on the messageboard today.

/me thinks it's warm and cuddly in here

...no-one about to cuddle though...

When life has its foot on your neck, it's expending energy at a high rate that can't be sustained indefinitely. older folks know from long experience that the foot is going to lift, however grudgingly. some younger folk have a harder time shaking the blues because they don't know this.
Wolf - my son put me through 6 years of hell, courts, and serious doubts about my success as a father. Then one day he metamorphosized almost overnight into a great human being. People that are raised right usually end up fine. it's those intermediate stages that kill ya sometimes.

BKB: I hear you brother...

very well stated, bangkok..

FL, we're in here to cuddle with

Take heart, Werewolf, I was an evil child. I'm amazed my parents still speak to me. I grew out of it, of course. The worst things I've done in my adult life were getting two speeding tickets. Sometimes you just have to wait for them to grow up. It's just a bit hard to wait it out.


Glen, I thought the coffee might just make him hyper and gloomy, whereas the tea and hot chocolate seemed more like "comfort" drinks. Of course, when I get stressed, I go straight for the espresso. It really never helps, but it tastes good

I just read some more of the thread (from when I was gone) and realized that my belly button was a topic of conversation. It still needs to heal a bit, but then I will take a picture so you all can see it

Thanks for waving the wand and moving the Treehouse. All those other trees were cutting down on the view. However OC needs to have an address so that the laid off Keebler elves can deliver there boot-leg chocolate to the Chocolate Bank (don't want to run out). OC wonders where he can purchase a magic wand like felines so that he can change some peoples attitudes on the outside msgbd. What a mess. OC will now go and look at the new "digs" and have a slice of pizza, a chocolate bar, a banana dipped in coconut, and possibly a brew. Tonite OC is going to visit his granny at the nursing home and have a early Thanksgiving dinner. Be good Ye Denizens of the FantasyLand Thread. Only here it seems that sanity has regained its' rightful place. Outside this thread there seems to be Evil brewing. Until tomorrow. Old Crab is unavailable.