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Lost their jobs..... fined $1500 each....lucky to escape a conviction.
"Plonkers" ...feel free to adopt and use that term lovingly....;)
i cant stand planking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they claimed insanity?.... thats an insult to the insane, more like stupidity.
pair of wankers, not plankers lol
I don't get it. What's so great about lying face down in an unusual place? Some people need to just take up skinning or something.
I thought cow chip throwing contests were stupid, sheesh, this beats all. 
These planking plonkers have no idea how it's really done.
As I recall [back to when I could plank... er, went stiff as a board] I had a woman under me. 
For mine, plankers have to have two plonkers.... couldn't get that friggin' silly pulling just the one.
No actually, there's a lot of scientific stuff goes into competitive cow pat tossing.... like aerodynamics and such... not to mention wind velocity measurement and the effect of sunspots on an oscillating flying turd.
Yup, some turd tossers take their sport very seriously. Why some contestants even affix trucker-style lights to their UFO's [Unspecified Fecal Objects] for greater visibility and dramatic effect. It has been rumoured that the UFO's over China recently are in fact off-course Unspecified Fecal Objects, and not of extraterrestrial origins after all. However, it is suspected in some scientific quarters that crop circles are the work of competitive turd tossers, and that said circles are the result of contestants showing off their low altitude aerobatics.
Too much Viagra. All that extra stiffiness has to go somewhere.
That would be "Teetering" though.. or Teeterplanking or Plankyspanky....
Wondering... If one is Teetering for longer than 4 hours would they call a carpenter or a doctor?
... or a nymphomaniac?
I think most would call the latter [more fun] before calling in either of the former.
Then one would hope he'd left his saw at home when it's the carpenter ringing the doorbell.... *ding-dong*, saw bones calling.
The ultimate planker....???????
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