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I'll Deny I Posted THis And Blame SKinhit

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I'll Deny I Posted THis And Blame SKinhit

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I posted this vid on FB and G+ and will probably post it on my blog after this. I'm posting it here for all of you. For messaging me while I am sitting in pain in my truck in the middle of nowhere. For listening to my stupid voice mails when you don't answer the phone. For letting me say 'you all suck'. For all the photoshops. For the behind the scenes emails and encouragement. For talking me through stupid PC issues over the phone on a Saturday when you have better things to do. For being Australian, French, Chinese, and Redneck. For listening to me bitch about my pain. For being in pain. For sharing your pain. For telling me bullshit about how good I am at this and that. For putting up with me. For trying to help me understand windowblinds (which I don't..I just don't) For checking in on me thru FB or emails or whatever. For being right here where I can always find you.

The video sucks, but it's about the song.

 

Now go forth and suck, like you all do so well.

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Reply #26 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Jafo, reply 1
If it weren't for Windowblinds it'd be curtains for us all....
End of Jafo's quote

 

yeah... so act like a pair of curtains and pull yourself together....  

 

you suck!!...  now, tell us how it first began... when did you first realise you sucked...

 

Reply #27 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting sydneysiders, reply 26
yeah... so act like a pair of curtains and pull yourself together....
End of sydneysiders's quote

and certainly better than when Po was caught in the boys room at school, where it looked like he was pulling himself apart. :-"

Quoting sydneysiders, reply 26
you suck!!... now, tell us how it first began... when did you first realise you sucked...
End of sydneysiders's quote

Po has known that since a very early age.... like there was no way in the world he was ever going to win a dummy spitting competition, given his sucking ability.

Even as a very young child he could suck an all-day sucker through the eye of a needle

Woulda been one scary sight at breast feeding time, dontcha think? :-" :X

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Reply #29 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting LadyShrike1, reply 28
Oh my god...what have I wandered into?
End of LadyShrike1's quote

Yeah, it's bloody shocking, ain't it. 

My advice.... take a couple of aspirin and go lay down for a while.

If the trauma hasn't worn off by the morning, make an appointment to see your shrink and blame Po when asked what prompted your visit.

After telling the shrink that Po is responsible, and he still sucks, exponentially these days, he will offer you some meds.

Take them... seriously, cos if you don't need them now, a few more weeks hanging around here and you'll need repeat prescriptions.

And if you don't need to use them all.... remember it was me who pointed you in the right direction if you need to dispose of them safely.

And just so that you know... I like red pills; blue pills; yellow pills; green pills; orange pills and even pink pills so long as they're not for birth control.... those tend to make me feel dizzy rather than high, low or spaced out.

:-"

 

Reply #32 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Sanity is a nice state to visit, but I refuse to stay for long.. :dur:

 

Geez talk about suckin, ya all suck so bad hoover is trying to figure out how to cram this thread in to an upright. :omg: ..... :rofl:

 

Hey Po get crackin on that "I hate vista" Icons package ya lazy arse, I'm waiting impatiently to absolutely despise using them

Reply #33 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting HG_Eliminator, reply 32
Sanity is a nice state to visit,
End of HG_Eliminator's quote

That's your opinion!  For most of us, it was nice to escape... and remain on the lam. :-"

Quoting HG_Eliminator, reply 32
Geez talk about suckin, ya all suck so bad hoover is trying to figure out how to cram this thread in to an upright.
End of HG_Eliminator's quote

Now there's the pot calling the kettle black.  You suck so much all air ports within 550kms of your house enforced a no fly zone to ensure [well hopefully] that no planes are sucked from the sky and down your chimney.  Yeah, the maintenance/repair people reckon it'd be a real bastard on the wings

:w00t:

Still, not as bad as Po, tho.  It has been suggested he could suck the barnacles off Davy Jones' locker.

Reply #34 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Everyone by now should know that starkers is behind it all. Just ask Po the Smedley, always up front in the thick of sucky stuff. 

Reply #35 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting starkers, reply 33
You suck so much all air ports within 550kms of your house enforced a no fly zone to ensure [well hopefully] that no planes are sucked from the sky and down your chimney. Yeah, the maintenance/repair people reckon it'd be a real bastard on the wings
End of starkers's quote

 

This comin from the guy recently hired by NASA to recover lost hardware from black hole's.  8(| ....... XD

Reply #36 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting HG_Eliminator, reply 35
This comin from the guy recently hired by NASA to recover lost hardware from black hole's.
End of HG_Eliminator's quote

I'll have you know that mission was essential to the continuation on mankind... and why NASA did it for free.

Besides HDD's and some RAM, they recovered the key to my medicine chest... where my IBS [read anti-flatulence] pills are kept. ;)

Still, this does not detract from the fact that you'd suck the GPS transmitters off the backs of migrating geese at 12.000 feet. :-"

Reply #37 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting starkers, reply 36

Still, this does not detract from the fact that you'd suck the GPS transmitters off the backs of migrating geese at 12.000 feet.
End of starkers's quote

 

That would explain why the Sandhill Crane flocks here keep getting smaller each year. Now we know.

Reply #38 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting LadyShrike1, reply 37
That would explain why the Sandhill Crane flocks here keep getting smaller each year. Now we know.
End of LadyShrike1's quote

Yeah, HG probably sucks those in as well.... if not, he's coaxing them with pizza crusts.

Yeah, could be HG is a closet birdwatcher.... and he has them all in an aviary in his backyard. :-"

Reply #39 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting starkers, reply 38
he's coaxing them with pizza crusts.
End of starkers's quote

Nope... when HG deals with a pizza (usually pilfered), nothing, but nothing remains but an empty, well licked box.

Reply #40 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting DrJBHL, reply 39

Quoting starkers, reply 38he's coaxing them with pizza crusts.

Nope... when HG deals with a pizza (usually pilfered), nothing, but nothing remains but an empty, well licked box.
End of DrJBHL's quote

I only said he coaxed them in with pizza crusts..... nothing about him actually giving them some.

When it comes to pizza, I know that HG is as tight as a fishes bum.... and that's watertight. :-"

While on the subject of watertight.... HG's alibi would also be like a fishes bum when the pizza got/gets pilfered. ;)

Reply #41 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting starkers, reply 38

Quoting LadyShrike1, reply 37That would explain why the Sandhill Crane flocks here keep getting smaller each year. Now we know.
Yeah, HG probably sucks those in as well.... if not, he's coaxing them with pizza crusts.

Yeah, could be HG is a closet birdwatcher.... and he has them all in an aviary in his backyard.
End of starkers's quote

And saves the well licked pizza boxes as a backdrop for for the crane's nest come mating season.

Reply #42 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting starkers, reply 36
Still, this does not detract from the fact that you'd suck the GPS transmitters off the backs of migrating geese at 12.000 feet.
End of starkers's quote
Quoting LadyShrike1, reply 37
That would explain why the Sandhill Crane flocks here keep getting smaller each year. Now we know.
End of LadyShrike1's quote
Quoting starkers, reply 38
and he has them all in an aviary in his backyard.
End of starkers's quote
Quoting DrJBHL, reply 39
nothing, but nothing remains but an empty, well licked box.
End of DrJBHL's quote
Quoting Uvah, reply 41
And saves the well licked pizza boxes as a backdrop for for the crane's nest come mating season.
End of Uvah's quote

 

I see you all have figured out my plan of creating an army of airborne Pizza retrieval experts, fully mission capable with electronic tracking equipment.. 

Reply #43 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting HG_Eliminator, reply 42
I see you all have figured out my plan of creating an army of airborne Pizza retrieval experts, fully mission capable with electronic tracking equipment..
End of HG_Eliminator's quote

Ha!  I knew it, there is an ulterior motive to your closet bird watching activities.  Not only have you lured and captured, you are heartless, slave-driving captor for subjecting your captees to endless hours of rigorous training to eventually do your bidding.  Yes, I can see your reasoning here, in that these birds don't have to contend with traffic and hazardous road crossings, unlike a trained dog, but still, I'm wondering what the International Crane Liberation Front thinks about this.

I reckon they'll say it sucks.... but probably better than getting umpteen dog run over while crossing busy roads just to fetch you pizza.  So yeah, they will most likely frown upon it and insist that you purchase the best and most expensive bird seed to compensate our feathery friends for the toils.

:-"