Talk about 'Hard' wood.
Viagra...a robbers best friend?
http://www.inquisitr.com/125974/robber-captured-and-fed-viagra-for-three-days-by-hair-salon-owner/Too funny for words.
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Viagra...a robbers best friend?
http://www.inquisitr.com/125974/robber-captured-and-fed-viagra-for-three-days-by-hair-salon-owner/Too funny for words.

Ok, let's talk about "Hard" wood...little Tom says Hello every morning!
...without viagra
Priceless, Rick!! ![]()
What do you call it
BIG DADDY ANDY.
Unemployed.
Senile
What do you call it update..... Retired
So what you're saying, then, it doesn't have a mind of its own?
Oh it does alright just a little slow on the uptake.
At least it is capable of uptake.
Here, due to early retirement, there's no uptake even after a bit of electro-shock therapy to stimulate the senses.
Didn't your daddy ever teach you that when you can't get it up to holler snakes then grab it when it pops out? Kids.....what're gonna do.
No, not little Tom little Tom
My name is Tom so my little Tom is called little Tom
...btw little Tom is not little...
...it's a BFG = Big Fu**ing Gun
Ok, i think this will go a little nasty now

The Monster.
They say if a horse can't get up it can't get out. Try dangling a carrot. That might work.
I could dangle 44.22.36 in front of my dongle... cos a carrot sure ain't gonna work.
?!?!?!?!?
Orright, then... 44DD! Better??
If you already have one thing dangling, dangling something else probably won't help.
Precisely, if your dongle sees a carrot dangling it may go out in... er, dangle in sympathy.
And if it's an old, soft and rather limp carrot, you may very well be in deep deep trouble.
Or it could be like Litinol. Zap it with a little electricity and watch that sucker come to attention.
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