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Ok, let's talk about "Hard" wood...little Tom says Hello every morning! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

 

...without viagra *_*

Offworld Trading Company
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Bad hair(dresser) day?
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Quoting Onklifiziert, reply 2
little Tom?
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Quoting RedneckDude, reply 5
little Tom?
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Priceless, Rick!! 

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Quoting RedneckDude, reply 5



Quoting Onklifiziert,
reply 2
little Tom?

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What do you call it

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BIG DADDY ANDY. :ninja:   :rofl:

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Quoting DaveBax, reply 8
What do you call it
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Unemployed. :-"

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Quoting DaveBax, reply 8
What do you call it
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Senile o_O

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What do you call it update..... Retired

Quoting Uvah, reply 11

Quoting DaveBax, reply 8What do you call it

Senile
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So what you're saying, then, it doesn't have a mind of its own? :-"

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Oh it does alright just a little slow on the uptake.

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Quoting Uvah, reply 13
Oh it does alright just a little slow on the uptake.
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At least it is capable of uptake.

Here, due to early retirement, there's no uptake even after a bit of electro-shock therapy to stimulate the senses.

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Didn't your daddy ever teach you that when you can't get it up to holler snakes then grab it when it pops out? Kids.....what're gonna do.

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Quoting RedneckDude, reply 5
little Tom?
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No, not little Tom little Tom :grin: :grin: :grin:

Quoting DaveBax, reply 8
What do you call it
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My name is Tom so my little Tom is called little Tom  o_O ;P

 

 

...btw little Tom is not little... XD :rofl:

...it's a BFG = Big Fu**ing Gun  :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

 

Ok, i think this will go a little nasty now :d

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Quoting starkers, reply 10



Quoting DaveBax,
reply 8
What do you call it


Unemployed.
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The Monster.

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Quoting RedneckDude, reply 17

Quoting starkers, reply 10


Quoting DaveBax,
reply 8
What do you call it


Unemployed.




 

The Monster.
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They say if a horse can't get up it can't get out. Try dangling a carrot. That might work.

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Quoting Uvah, reply 18
They say if a horse can't get up it can't get out. Try dangling a carrot. That might work.
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I could dangle 44.22.36 in front of my dongle... cos a carrot sure ain't gonna work. :-"

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Quoting starkers, reply 19
44
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?!?!?!?!?

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Quoting Uvah, reply 20

Quoting starkers, reply 19 44

?!?!?!?!?
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Orright, then... 44DD!  Better?? :-"

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Quoting Uvah, reply 18
Try dangling a carrot. That might work.
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If you already have one thing dangling, dangling something else probably won't help.:S  

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Quoting Wizard1956, reply 22

Quoting Uvah, reply 18Try dangling a carrot. That might work.

If you already have one thing dangling, dangling something else probably won't help.  
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Precisely, if your dongle sees a carrot dangling it may go out in... er, dangle in sympathy.

And if it's an old, soft and rather limp carrot, you may very well be in deep deep trouble. :X

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Or it could be like Litinol. Zap it with a little electricity and watch that sucker come to attention.

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