Britney Spears in the Sh*t Again
literally
http://au.lifestyle.yahoo.com/who/article/-/9105693/britney-spears-does-chemical-toilet-stunt/Just saw this on Yahoo and thought it was a giggle
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literally
http://au.lifestyle.yahoo.com/who/article/-/9105693/britney-spears-does-chemical-toilet-stunt/Just saw this on Yahoo and thought it was a giggle
I can't believe she did that!!! Then again....I couldn't believe anyone would do that. Haha thanks for this starkers, that was awesome.
You're welcome.
Yeah, it was a blast... and not something I thought she'd do, either. While the actual stunt was funny, I thought her chasing everyone afterward was also funny, especially when she hit Knoxville in the nuts.
I needed that. Thanks starkers.
Oops, she shit it again!
Here's a little cover version of this song...
One might say she is still sh!t. She's always been sh1t, and will always be sh1t.
Yuk! Is that music?
Nope, but somebody thought they'd impersonate musicians just the same.
Well, Britney has finally found her niche. I'm happy for her. I guess.
*doc wonders if Onklifiziert is becoming Onklifiziertboy? [avatar]
spears gravity...
The music part of that was pretty good...the vocals?...gaaaaah!
If that video was real,
or suppose to be real,
I don't believe it was real.
I was going to say it didn't look like the original one that steve-O did - and I'm sure the only way they got her to do it was to make it a LOT less gross............but hey, she still strapped herself to a portable bathroom and got thrown around. I'll give her props!
yeah, why not...
...no, I use this Avatar for online games
so, the tossing around and sloshing around turned her shirt blue and didn't leave a single shit stain.
Yep, that was all real...
I would love to have seen Britney covered in shit. They called her latest show pretty much the same.
And the all important question... WAS she wearing knickers during the whole shebang????
Well if she was wearing knickers, I guess that's where the sh*t stains woulda been.
What about the abcense of blood, gashes, cuts, scrapes, and bones that would also have been present from being slammed around inside that small plastic cubicle with different degrees of sharp edges. Shit stains would have been the least of her worries.
I never thought a seat belt would come in so handy in a shithouse... 'til now. Even with a seat belt, I would have been hanging on to the seat for grim life as well.... not to mention having both knees pressed against the walls either side like my life depended on it.
And Mine! Seriously, if I wasn't aware of it and somebody ever pulled a stunt like that with me, the inside of that shitter would be literally painted with it... then I'd need hospitalisation so they could get my heart out of my mouth.
Not to mention what would happen to the dude who did it. Drawn and quartered comes to mind.
Maybe they could take the show on tour,
that way people could get the full effect in person,
before the stunt everyone that has to go could use
the out house.
HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD
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You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!
Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you have a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head..........
Well, Shit Happens!!!
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