Fuzzy Was Right - There Are No Toilets In Australia

well at least not on Melbourne railway stations.

http://au.finance.yahoo.com/news/Police-drive-rail-cops-toilet-abc-3260100097.html
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Hehe, Jafo had best not get caught short on one of Melbourne's rail stations.... they got no flamin' toilets.

Yeah, I was reading this about ridiculous situation because the article says that police may be called to take railway security officers to the toilet.

A police escort eh?  Personally, I'm not that insecure and think I'd rather go alone.  Besides, I might get 'stage fright' if I have an armed officer looking over my shoulder.  Yup, the worry of his [or her, and that's something else to consider} taser going off halfway through would be so off-putting I'd freeze up and not be able to manage a drip.

As for the female officer looking over my shoulder while I took a leak, I'd likely get myself in big trouble because my irrepressible sassy nature would demand that I ask her to shake off the drips for me... and then I'd get first hand experience of what it feels like to get tasered

Seriously, I could understand no toilets on a station in the remotest parts of Africa or something, but Melbourne is not situated in a third-world country which has greater issues feeding its population than installing public toilets at rail and/or bus stations.

Oh well, if they don't want to go to the expense of building toilets at rail stations, they could always employ some plastic tubing and have special hollowed out compartments in the security officers shoes.

:-"

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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top

(Poorly-timed taser blast) + (curried cabbage day) = (There's your "flamin' toilets")  :grin:

Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting DaveRI, reply 1
(Poorly-timed taser blast) + (curried cabbage day) = (There's your "flamin' toilets")
End of DaveRI's quote

... and the cop with the taser ends up being a crispy critter. :-"

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Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Funny shit right there!  o_O

 

Pun intended. :P

Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Flamin' toilet with a side order of crispy fuzz.

Why aren't my emotes workin???

Reply #5 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Uvah, reply 4
Flamin' toilet with a side order of crispy fuzz.



Why aren't my emotes workin???
End of Uvah's quote

What are ya doin wrong?

Reply #6 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting RedneckDude, reply 5
Funny shit right there!



Pun intended.
End of RedneckDude's quote

Puns are always welcomed... the more the merrier, I says. :w00t:

Quoting Uvah, reply 4
Flamin' toilet with a side order of crispy fuzz.
End of Uvah's quote

Trouble is, you're always left with a crappy taste in your mouth.... no matter how much you gargle, that taste of overdone smokey bacon lingers on and on

Quoting RedneckDude, reply 5
What are ya doin wrong?
End of RedneckDude's quote

He's not concentrating properly cos he's bustin' to go to the toilet. :-"

Reply #7 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting RedneckDude, reply 5
What are ya doin wrong?
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I don't know. Never had this problem before. Could be palemoon doing it and if that's the case ... oh well. Its the only one with support for imageshack. Can't upload with Opera or FF4.