Natural Male Enhancement

They really do get bigger.

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New measurements find that the length of a duck's penis depends on the company he keeps. And in this case, it's his fellow males that make the difference. And you thought what you were going to find. Seriously though, the article goes on to say that the amount of competition for mates will increase a drakes penis size by length and girth. By himself with a group of females it doesn't get bigger as there are no other males to compete with but with other males about it really is like the old saying...size really does matter. Did you know that a drakes penis is shaped like a corkscrew. I wonder why. 

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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top

yeah...thats something ive always wanted to know...ill deffinatley have to scrap my current project and get started on a drake

dick wb.     :S

Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Was this necessary?  o_O

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Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Uh...I think Uvah has taken the long walk off a short pier! o_O

Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Seriously though
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as if. x_x

Reply #5 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Oh great, Uvah...useless information that will keep me up at night.  I don't even think I could use this one in Trivial Pursuit.  I doubt I would get asked this one on Jeopardy.  This is the sort of thing that would be important only if I were in a group of people totally stoned out of their minds, thinking at the time they were discussing uppity intellectual issues, that the next day would be enough to make them contemplate giving up on the ganja. 

You don't want to know where my mind is going with the corkscrew thing. x_x

Reply #6 from WinCustomize Forums Top

~
Have you ever made love to a woman, ha ha
and she said it hurts?
What you need is a woman with more meat on her bones.
~

Reply #7 from WinCustomize Forums Top

ill deffinatley have to scrap my current project and get started on a drake

dick wb.
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Yeah.... call it Peaking Duck :w00t:

Reply #9 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting sydneysiders, reply 8
or.... Peeking Dick...  
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Reply #11 from WinCustomize Forums Top

http://www.abc.net.au/science/news/enviro/EnviroRepublish_366856.htm

Reply #12 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Oh great, Uvah...useless information that will keep me up at night.
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I'm not gonna let it keep me up at night, tho I do wonder if that's where the idea for a cork screw came from... a duck's pee-pee, that is?

Hey Jimbo, do you know if that drake's mate is still walking... if it can still fly? 

Hmmm, would it still be able to swim, even.... after being drilled like that?  Me thinks it'd sink, so probably not. :S

EDIT!!!!

And you know the most disappointing thing? 

I came in here hoping I might find something that would enhance my already handsome, masculine and debonair looks. :-"

Reply #13 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I tell you, this thread is six inches away from being locked...

Reply #14 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I tell you, this thread is six inches away from being locked...
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  :S    better find some male ducks to extend it then.....

Reply #15 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I tell you, this thread is six inches away from being locked...
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Well that answers that question! 

Hmmm, I wonder if ducks use inches or another measurement when comparing tockleys. :S

Seems to me, if theirs is like a corkscrew, they could make it as long or as short as they like... just pull it out a bit more or a bit less, depending on the circumstances.  I mean, if a drake chanced upon a virginal duck, he might wanna pull it out a bit or a lot less, depending on his and her stature.

In any case I don't think I'll be going down to the park to feed the ducks any time soon. 

 I blush quite easily these days. :blush:

Reply #16 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Corkscrew... reminds me of those robots from Flesh Gordon...