Sh*! My Kids Say
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Eating dinner with the fam last night:
Wife: "Jake said he helped you clean the bathroom sink out yesterday."
Me: "Yup."
Wife: "He said you pulled a squirrel out of the drain."
Me: (No words here as I almost choked on what was in my mouth)
Jake: "A BIG. FAT. SQUIRREL. Huh dad?"