oh, i'm a naughty little virus !

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from JoeUser Forums

 

 

If you receive an e-mail entitled "Oh, I'm A Naughty Little Virus", whatever you do, DO NOT OPEN IT !!!.

It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, it will also permanently delete anything within 20 feet of your computer. Even you.

It scratches your CD's, programs your phone to auto-dial sex chat hotlines, and mixes antifreeze into your fish tank.

IT WILL FLUSH YOUR TOILET WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.

It will drink all your beer.

It will date your current partner behind your back and bill their sordid hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.

It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that is only fun until someone loses an eye.

It will ring even your nannas’ doorbell and run away before she gets there.

*** WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN ***

If you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will blow off, causing sparks to ignite the person nearest you.

Have a nice day :).

 

 

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Reply #1 from JoeUser Forums Top
I want this virus, someone send me this virus Imagine the fun that could be had with it
Reply #2 from JoeUser Forums Top
Wow....isn't that a mean little bugger....

~Zoo
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Reply #3 from JoeUser Forums Top
I want this virus, someone send me this virus Imagine the fun that could be had with it
danny, you cannot be serious ! and zoo, i entirely agree. getting this virus is similar to getting married hehe mig XXX
Reply #4 from JoeUser Forums Top
Yes I'm serious, any piece of software that can have that sort of impact on it's surroundings is worth having. Sure, you wouldn't run it on your computer, that would be bad. You'd run it elsewhere Or if your more practically inclined, you reverse engineer it, you've got software that is altering hardware, that has incredible potential.
Reply #6 from JoeUser Forums Top

That explains a lot . . .


does it tex ? sorry, i can't get your point of reference. perhaps you could explain ?. i seem to have missed something.


and danny, you'd better get about designing this one then. go for it !


mig XXX


 

Reply #7 from JoeUser Forums Top
If you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will blow off, causing sparks to ignite the person nearest you.


I always love the disclosures...very funny stuff!
Reply #8 from JoeUser Forums Top
I always love the disclosures...very funny stuff!
exactly, kelly. the standard threat of 'if you don't do this, such-and-such will happen' seems to be getting sillier by the minute ! mig XXX