How fast is Google Chrome...

Google Chrome 5 Speedtest Video.

 

Pretty funny...

 

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Google Chrome 5 Speedtest 

 

 

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:rofl:   Now that's definitely scientific proof. Who knew it was that fast? :D

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Now that's definitely scientific proof.
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All that proves is that somebody invented some crazy ways to do some everyday stuff.. not that Google Chrome is fast.

What's more, they went and destroyed a model pirate ship.... SACRILEGE!!!! >:(

As for Google Chrome... thanks but no thanks... NEVER!!! :thumbsdown:

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Actually just tried Chrome...and yes it is fast! I was surprised.

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did someone mention GOOGLE?    omg am gonna have to take sedation and lay down for at least 18 yrs to recover   :rofl:

 

chrome? no thanx i got firefox and i love it

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Actually just tried Chrome...and yes it is fast! I was surprised.
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And now the government... Homeland Security knows what you're up to on the net. :-"

You did know that Chrome phones home, didn't you... and that Google shares information with the government so's it can keep getting away with doing illegal shit???

So now the government knows you subscribe to WC, the Playboy site and Objectdesktop... that you make skins for OD and Winstep.  Next they'll be pulling your Xtreme skins apart to see if you've hidden any lines of code in there for the revolutionaries hiding in the Hole-in-the-Wall deep in Laurel Canyon.

:-" ;P :rofl:

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As you adjust your tin-foil hat...lol.  What I'm more concerned about is why Google Chrome doesn't play nicely with WindowBlinds??!!!

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I have tried almost every browser out there and they are all basically the same, just a browser. No one browser is faster than another, and none are perfect, not even Firefox or IE. All this hype over nothing, sheesh. ;P

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Quoting LightStar, reply 7
I have tried almost every browser out there and they are all basically the same, just a browser. No one browser is faster than another, and none are perfect, not even Firefox or IE. All this hype over nothing, sheesh.
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Finally, the light of logic cutting through the fog of confusion.   :sun:

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Hmm, just trying it and WC does appear to load faster. Interesting...

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Quoting Fuzzy, reply 9
Hmm, just trying it and WC does appear to load faster. Interesting...
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I see you caught WC on a good day or moment.  :rofl:

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i suffer with google-o-phobia     :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Quoting Fuzzy Logic,
reply 9
Hmm, just trying it and WC does appear to load faster. Interesting...

I see you caught WC on a good day or moment.
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I noticed that as well. When I first tried chrome it was noticeably faster...then I hit a few hiccups...but it does seem a bit faster none the less.

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Next is PsychiChrome.....it just knows where you want to go next and takes you there.*_*

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Next is PsychiChrome.....it just knows where you want to go next and takes you there.
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YES!  :rofl: I've been waiting for that to come out! :thumbsup: Oh damn! You were kidding weren't you!  :hrmph: XD

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i suffer with google-o-phobia
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Same here!!!   I'm totally paranoid that they're watching me 24/7 because I say unkind (but truthful) things about them.... hence, I do not use Chrome or any other Google apps, because they ALL phone home and tell their creators what you're up to.  Now it's not like I have anything to hide, but I think it should be my business, and my business alone if I spend an unhealthy amount of time on the Playboy site looking at centerfolds.

And do you think for one moment that the Google Maps car is out there innocently collecting map data???  Wrong!!!  It's out there collecting oodles of compromising photos of people in various states of undress... and worse.  Yup, Google has its own pron collection!!!!!   In my case, however, it's worse than that again. 

Yup, the Google Maps car is often camped outside my place... listening to and recording everything I say and do.  And so's Google knows everything I say, the Google Maps car in my area has a device to record my keystrokes as well, and with it's wi-fi snooping abilities, they also know who I'm talking to.  So watch out you guys... Google might get paranoid that I'm corrupting you, and start staking out your place as well. 

Shit, there it is again... the G-Car.  And it's so clandestine, too!!  What with its menacing black duco and tinted windows, it's look is straight out of a vehicular horror movie, and I'll bet the G-Man inside is there with his digi-cam and binoculars, in the hope he'll catch me flashing another 'brown-eye' at them. 

Anyhow, I digress!  Not only does Google Chrome phone home, they've incorporated a software digi-cam into the toolbar.  It is designed to take advantage of touchscreen monitors in particular, to transmit images back to Google HQ, so if you compute in the nude... and have a touchscreen, I'd be covering up, if I were you.  Oh yeah, it still works on standard monitors, and nude photos would still be sent back to HQ, it's just that with the touchscreen, Google can manipulate things if you happen to cover Chrome with another window.

:-"

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oh starkers i am a former Pron star - do you think google have my latest video?   :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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oh starkers i am a former Pron star - do you think google have my latest video?
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Dunno, maybe????

There's one way to be sure, tho!!!   Install Chrome, open it and and git nekkid in front of yer webcam. :-"

Oh, and where might I download that vid, BTW??? :X ;P :rofl: :rofl:

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Quoting starkers, reply 17

oh starkers i am a former Pron star - do you think google have my latest video?
Dunno, maybe????

There's one way to be sure, tho!!!   Install Chrome, open it and and git nekkid in front of yer webcam.

Oh, and where might I download that vid, BTW??? 
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well you could download my hot pron vids from.............. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Reply #19 Top

Odd no one's mentioned Pale Moon (ff3 fspecially built for windows or mac) which is pretty durned fast, too. I did enjoy the vid, but anyone destroying a Pyrate Ship better watch out in these waters!

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Odd no one's mentioned Pale Moon (ff3 fspecially built for windows or mac) which is pretty durned fast, too
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I don't think Pale Moon is that well known or publicized Doc, and I think its installation method of just copying over files might make some people leery. I tried it after you referred me to it also, but to tell you the truth I did not notice any speed difference with it either.  :(

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well you could download my hot pron vids from.....
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From.. from...  from where?  WHERE do I git em?????? :rolleyes: :D }:) :rofl:

Knowing my luck (if and when I find 'em) the host site will 've blotted out all the rood bits. ;) :rofl: :rofl: