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Oops, I Farted Again!! (WE HAVE A WINNER)

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Oops, I Farted Again!! (WE HAVE A WINNER)

Or: was that one lump or two?

from WinCustomize Forums

In keeping with  Po's recent thread 'Come and Get Me' thread,  readers here are asked to provide a humorous caption to the picture below....

The object of the game is to make me laugh... the harder the better. However, there are rules....

* No pictures are permitted.

* Picture posters will be disqualified.,, NO second chances

* While fart references are not essential, they are preferred.

* Curried cabbage references, while not required, earn additional points,

* I am the sole judge and no correspondence will be entered into.

* All entries must be received by midnight 2nd Feb 2010 Oz time (that's (9.00am US Eastern Time).

* The winner (best of 5 finalists) will be announced around noon 3rd Feb 2010 Oz time.... 9.00pm 02 Feb 2010 US Eastern Time.

* The winner will receive a WC subscription.

Now get to work and best of luck to all participants. :)

 

Inspirational Tip: daily servings of curried cabbage put you right where it's at. :rofl:

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Reply #76 from WinCustomize Forums Top

*Greta...there are folks who pay $30 a year to read threads about your farts!

Reply #77 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting k10w3, reply 75
LOL

More bastardized Queen songs for this:

 

Tonight Im gonna have myself a real good fart
I feel alive and the cabbage turning my guts inside out yeah!
And floating around in gassy ecstasy
So don't stop me now don't stop me
Cause Im having a good time having a good time

My gas is a shooting star leaping through the sky
Like a tiger defying the laws of gravity
It's a racing car passing by like lady godiva
Im gonna go go go
There's no stopping me

It's burning through the sky yeah!
Two hundred degrees
That's why they call me mister fahrenheit
It's travling at the speed of light
I wanna make a supersonic man out of you

Don't stop me now Im having such a good fart
Im having a ball don't stop me now
If you wanna smell a bad fart just give me a call
Don't stop me now (cause Im havin a good fart)
Don't stop me now (yes Im havin a good fart)
I don't want to stop at all
End of k10w3's quote

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Yup, that's gold.  However, if I had been you, I woulda bastardised it that bit more and changed from it "Mister Farenheit" to Mistress Farenheit.... to personalise, er, make it more in the first pesron.

;P }:)

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Reply #78 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting starkers, reply 77

I woulda bastardised it that bit more and changed from it "Mister Farenheit" to Mistress Farenheit.... to personalise, er, make it more in the first pesron.
End of starkers's quote


If Freddy Mercury can sing in that lovely falsetto and make stardom as large as he did (may he rest in peace), then I can be butch enough to refer to myself as Mister (...yes, I know that's WAY too much information, but I can roll like that sometimes...and I am now prepared for "strap on" jokes directed at me for the next 6 months).   :* XD

Reply #79 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Oh no
Ah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I think I farted again, I made people leave,
Offended my fans.
Oh baby
, I just gave it a push,
I didnt know it was that serious,
I could knock down wild horses,
That smell's so fragrant to me.

Oh baby, baby
Oops, Im breaking some wind,
I ripped a big fart, I feel so ashamed,
Oh baby, baby,
Please dont think Im a hog, I swear its the dog,
I've got that flatulence.

Reply #80 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Yes your bum does look bigger in them.

Reply #81 from WinCustomize Forums Top

If Freddy Mercury can sing in that lovely falsetto and make stardom as large as he did (may he rest in peace), then I can be butch enough to refer to myself as Mister
End of quote

Ok, then, Mister Karen.... rip away... to your butchly heart's content. :rofl:

.and I am now prepared for "strap on" jokes directed at me for the next 6 months).
End of quote
 

Hehe!!!   Prepared, eh??   For 6 months, eh? 

Be careful what you ask for.... }:) :rofl:

 

 

 

 

 

 

Reply #82 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I woulda bastardised it that bit more and changed from it "Mister Farenheit" to Mistress Farenheit.... to personalise, er, make it more in the first pesron.
End of quote

Even better and more descriptive...Mr. & Mistress Fartenheit. :puke: [OMG! I can't believe I'm posting in this thread again! Somebody stop me!!!! :(O ]

Reply #83 from WinCustomize Forums Top

yeah...posting here is a gas. [omg. i really wrote that didn't i?]

Reply #84 from WinCustomize Forums Top

If you are living and can't fart you have a problem. If you are living, than fart and shit at the same time you have another problem and than it will be time to see if the Curried cabbage if fresh.

Reply #85 from WinCustomize Forums Top

"Quick, Doh Boy, quick," Karen shrieked, as her brand new strap-on is blown away by a curried cabbage bark that'd shake the foundations of the Great Pyramids: "chase after it.... chase after it!!!!!"

.and I am now prepared for "strap on" jokes directed at me for the next 6 months).
End of quote

Just in case you may have thought I'd forgotten  }:)   ;P :rofl:  

Don't need much of an invitation, do I?  :-"

Reply #86 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Is that where the expression "A strapping fellow" came from? Etymology is such a grand hobby, eh, Cap'n?

And since I disqualified meself earlier in the thread, my Sunday treat for you wonderful folks is:

 

Reply #87 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting starkers, reply 85
Just in case you may have thought I'd forgotten     

Don't need much of an invitation, do I? 
End of starkers's quote


I knew you wouldn't forget, Starkers....you have a memory like an elephant when it comes to fodder for humor. :)

Reply #88 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting k10w3, reply 87

Quoting starkers, reply 85Just in case you may have thought I'd forgotten     

Don't need much of an invitation, do I? 

I knew you wouldn't forget, Starkers....you have a memory like an elephant when it comes to fodder for humor.
End of k10w3's quote

Hehe.... goody, another invitation. }:)

"As Doh Boy chases after Karen's gas propelled strap-on, he trips on a twig, overtakes the strap-on at speed and lands face first in a cow pat... just in time for the strap-on to catch up and give him lively demonstration."

*giggles, then belly laughs...a slapstick visual of this entire scenario has me in stitches* :rofl:

Then again...

"As Doh Boy watches Karen's gas propelled strap-on disappear over the horizon, he thinks to himself: "Thank goodness for that... packed everything else for a romantic picnic, and forgot the Vaseline."

** Oh, nearly forgot the disclaimer**

(a) The use of 'Doh Boy' in the above fictional piece(s) is purely for dramatic purposes only.  Any similarities to any Doh Boys, or persons nicknamed Doh Boy, living or dead, and to any persons related to persons named or nicknamed Doh Boy, while funny as hell, are purely unintentional and no inferences are to be concluded. 

(b.) Furthermore, any and all references to Karen + farting + strap-ons + gas and gas propulsion are purely for giggles and nobody should consider posting suggestive comments such as: 'This thread is boring without pics."  Remember!  Picture posters will be disqualified forthwith.

(c) Persons who egg on/encourage the posting of pictures, and pictures are actually posted as a result of their urging, shall found guilty of the solicitation of a crime and, therefore, summarily disqualified.

(d) Have fun and keep posting your entries. ;)

 

 

Reply #89 from WinCustomize Forums Top

OMFG I knew you should'nt have eaten the beaked beans ,onions, eggs, and curried cabbage pizza  for dinner, are you sure that has'nt any lumps in it?

Reply #90 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Thunder thighs I told you, "Never trust a fart !"

Reply #91 from WinCustomize Forums Top

come on peeps  times running out ,tic,tic lets hit starkers  with some heavy laughter :rofl:

Reply #92 from WinCustomize Forums Top

A Fart

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud.

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known,
To sound just like a song.

Some farts do not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger awhile.

A fart can create
A most-curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent, but deadly.

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairies,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of us
Sooner or later.

So be not afraid
Of the invisible gas,
For always remember,
That farts, too, shall pass.

Reply #93 from WinCustomize Forums Top

                                                       "Woman"

Beans, beans,are good for your heart, the more you eat, the more you fart, The more you fart  , the better you feel, So eat your beans at every meal

Reply #95 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Newest Superhero: "Methane Man"

Reply #96 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Harold, u say u love me so.........can i sit on yr face?   O:)

Reply #97 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Newest Superhero: "Methane Man"
End of quote

}:) :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: hehehe  I love it doc

Reply #98 from WinCustomize Forums Top

"Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just so round, it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
"She's just so ...


PFTTHhhhhhhhht."

No, that's not the next line to the song!

Reply #99 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Hey Johnny, is my towel still on my chair?

Reply #100 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Maybe you were a tyrannosaurus rex in another life?:inlove: