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Reply #276 April 3, 2010 2:14:41 PM
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Quoting ME,
reply 4000
A mother was working in the kitchen and listening to her son playing with his
new electric train in the living room.

She heard the train stop and her son say, "All of you sons of bitches who want
off, get the hell off now ' cause this is the last stop. And all of you sons of
bitches who are getting on get your asses in the train 'cause we're leaving."

The mother went into the living room and told her son, "We don't use that kind
of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room for two hours.
When you come out you may play with your train. But I want you to use nice
language."

Two hours later the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his
train. Soon the train stopped and mother heard her son say,"All passengers who
are disembarking the train please remember to take all of your belongings with
you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant
one. We hope you will ride with us again soon."

"For those of you just boarding we ask you to store all your luggage under your
seat. Remember there is no smoking except in the club car. We hope you will
have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us."

"And for those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay please see
the bitch in the kitchen."

 

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Whiskey144
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Reply #277 April 3, 2010 2:38:23 PM
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LAWLZ @ The 3rd one!!

All of 'em were great, but that 3rd was the best!

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Reply #278 April 3, 2010 2:42:00 PM
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lollllz.  All 3 were awesome!

-Twilight Storm

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Reply #279 April 4, 2010 2:03:22 AM
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demotivational posters

demotivational posters

demotivational posters

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Reply #280 April 4, 2010 2:25:32 AM
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Quotes to live by.

Quoting hahaHACKS,
reply 4000
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Quoting hahaHACKS,
reply 4000
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Quoting hahaHACKS,
reply 4000
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

Quoting hahaHACKS,
reply 4000
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Quoting hahaHACKS,
reply 4000
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

 

Quoting hahaHACKS,
reply 4000
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

Quoting hahaHACKS,
reply 4000
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

 

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Reply #281 April 4, 2010 5:48:30 PM
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HELP ME LAUGH!

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Reply #282 April 4, 2010 11:48:20 PM
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Follow the on-screen links until you get bored, lolz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxNg7ZP6E5E&feature=fvw

-Twilight Storm

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Reply #283 April 5, 2010 2:33:37 AM
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Reply #284 April 5, 2010 3:53:00 AM
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Hehe, those were good.

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Reply #285 April 5, 2010 10:57:51 AM
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lolz.  Comparing Captains.  Particularly Noah.  "Arch Enemy:  Atheists and Dinosaurs"

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Reply #286 April 5, 2010 4:34:10 PM
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Forum Belch

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Reply #287 April 5, 2010 4:39:58 PM
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Embeddingh fail

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Reply #288 April 5, 2010 5:15:01 PM
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Quoting Twilight_Storm,
reply 285
lolz.  Comparing Captains.  Particularly Noah.  "Arch Enemy:  Atheists and Dinosaurs"

-Twilight Storm

 

I think the dinosaurs would have been his only concern. The atheists would get to demonstrate swimming ability.

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Reply #289 April 5, 2010 5:44:04 PM
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Reply #290 April 5, 2010 7:15:05 PM
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the 2nd pic is actually true......[e digicons]:-"[/e]

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Reply #291 April 5, 2010 7:24:11 PM
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This one may be offensive if you... well, the title explains it.

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Reply #292 April 5, 2010 7:28:59 PM
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man don't even know how to post vids [e digicons]X|[/e]

 

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Reply #293 April 5, 2010 7:35:01 PM
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1 you need to post a <p> before and </p> after the code

2 dont use IE only firefox

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Reply #294 April 5, 2010 7:48:13 PM
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demotivational posters

demotivational posters

Drowning Sign Fail

 

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Reply #295 April 5, 2010 8:33:22 PM
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lolz at the last pic, saintc!

-Twilight Storm

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Reply #296 April 6, 2010 1:37:53 AM
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Quoting Altaux,
reply 290
the 2nd pic is actually true......

 

Yes, it is.

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Reply #297 April 6, 2010 1:48:08 AM
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Reply #298 April 6, 2010 2:42:15 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQCwnoMMqtA

You're welcome.

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Reply #299 April 6, 2010 3:51:43 AM
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Quoting KillzEmAllGod,
reply 292
man don't even know how to post vids

 

 

Do exactly what Altaux said. Alternatively go to page 11 and I wrote instructions there.

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Reply #300 April 6, 2010 4:02:25 AM
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That was a funny video Saint C.  It sounds like something out of Monty Python.

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