Banned for lifetime warranty wonderwear wisdom. 

Banned for WWW and no dot support.

banned for being on the dot

Banned for dotting your eyes and crossing your t's. Always on time.  Bless you folks.

Banned for eyewear with dots on.... like don't that make you think there's tealeaves floating 'cross your t's?

banned for left hip replacement

Banned for it's actually the right... that needs replacement. Some days/weeks on end it gives me hell.

Won't happen for at least another 3 years, though.  At 62 the medicos say I'm too young to consider it, despite various sports stars getting hip and knee replacements in their late 20's early 30's. 

banned for crashing my computer

Banned for not paying your hydro. 

banned for what's a water bill gotta do with it? 

Yeah, I know, they call 'lectric hydro in Tassie as well

I just like this.

Banned for when there ain't no  hydro yo computer will crash.   hehe

banned for water based electronics 

Banned for water based lubricants are recommended for indoor sports

banned for being indoors

Banned for egress and ingress hardware.

banned for 8.1

Banned for soon my Samsung will be a 10.

Banned for diffs differentiate between differentials differently.

banned for the d's

Banned for the dirty D declaring dissatisfaction with dainty but demonstrative D's.

banned with dirtiness in mind

Banned for mindless boondoggling.

Banned for not voting to set them puppies free.

Banned for if they come back they're yours. . ? 

Banned for freedom is another word for nothing left to lose.... and the last set of puppies I set free ended up in the arms of another man.