Banned for black is the new black with a touch of blue thrown in for contrast.

banned for not stepping out in pink

Banned for not loaning him your pink tutu to step out in... and the pink frilly knickers to go wiv it.

banned for assuming only a pink tutu

Banned for going with that.

Banned for millions can't be wrong.

banned for not realizing that millions can be wrong

Nazi Germany is a great example.

Banned for that's a perfect example of not playing enuf.  A little Twister, a little hoola hoop, voila!  Everyone get's along. Bill Clinton had it right.  I that Prez.

Banned for lovin' a prez that said you can't hold uncle sam liable for not tellin' the truth about little green men that went to Oz to learn how to do curried cabbage.

Banned for linking a prez to the ins and outs of all that is up and down.... and Clinton did NOT have sex with that woman.... though she may have had some with him.

banned for going way back to old prez

Banned for trapsing along behind... and the old prez wants to know why your tutu is such an awful fit

banned for old tutus

Banned for old socks.... like phew, they should have their own postal code on a remote planet in a distant galaxy of an alternate universe far-flung from our own.

Maybe then, and only then, will the human race, not to mention all other living things on Earth, have a snowball in hell's chance of surviving your apocalyptic socks.

I mean, have you never wondered why you could never get a dog to fetch yer slippers?

Banned for not cleaning up his act. Not good for the soul. Of his feet. And toes...

banned for toe jam 

Banned for jamming on your feet.

banned for making the jam

Banned for jamming up the jelly works.

banned for not going with the peanuts

Banned for peanutbutterphobia.

Banned from Radiohead concerts.

Banned for recording on vinyl.

Banned for broken records have no sound.... just like a tuba filled with honey.

banned for that is bad for the needle