banned for banning the usage of proper banning material

Over use of the word ban, ban. 

banned for reverse banning

Unaware of forward thinking ban. 

Banned for a wing and a prayer... and the hounds of hades snapping at your tail.

 Barking up the wrong tree ban. 

Banned for my bite is worse than my bark.... and I can growl while biting, too.

Erroneous belief you are the top dog ban. 

banned for not using the past tense version

Yesterday ban.

banned for thinking all your troubles were so far away

Banned for tomorrow they will be.... also banned for your Paul McCartney voice is way off and more out of tune than a dying duck in a thunderstorm.

        Banned for well,  I'll never get to see David.       :'( :'( :'( :'(

Gibberish ban. 

Banned for possibly. But there's a lot of that going on. Maybe it's the water.

Banned for blaming curious properties in the water.... and don't bother with so-called bottled spring water, it comes out of the same reservoir as your every day tap water.

Oh, and BTW, I feel it in my water when something weird is about to happen... and often I need to pee.

Banned for stay away from the water. Drink pickle juice Alert.

A limo driver was picking up the pope, when he started asking him to drive the car. He felt obliged and gave him the keys. Off the pope sped, well past the speed limit. An officer soon pulled him over and on seeing the pope was behind the wheel, he immediately phone his boss and requested instruction. His superior asked who was driving the limo that he couldn't give him a ticket, the mayor? No, the officer said, more important.  His superior asked, the Senator?  No the officer said.  The president was his last question?  The officer said no, but the pope is his limo driver!   

banned for jokes that go no where fast

Banned for you have no idea how fast that limo was going.... also banned for there are things going on that are bigger than you and I... namely Hulk Hogan and the Rock, Dwayne Johnson.

The other reason youre banned is because you've not walked a mile in my shoes... er, slippers.  You try coping in size 9's when you take a size 11.

Smackdown ban. 

Banned for WWF.... next you'll be trying to revive Brute Bernard's career

Banned for fake bananas in spandex. 

banned for spandex

Banned for the spandex ban... just cos you don't look good in it/skin-tight gear.

Banned for it's better than a sausage.... everybody wants to know why the neighbourhood dogs are sniffing yer junk.

Banning out of turn ban.