Banned for jumping the gun... buth maths was never my strongest subject

Well that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

banned for high end monkeys

Banned for low-end whatchyamacallits... not only are they unsightly, they do tend to pong a bit if left hanging for a day or two

banned for hanging around for a day or two

Banned for for somebody's gotta do it... and one has to take a break from swinging thru the trees every now and then.  In my case, it's chandeliers cos I don't get out so much anymore

Banned for lighting up your own life.

I can move my hands with my mind.   justsayin

Banned for I gave up lighting up 6 years ago... now I light up my life with chocolate.

Well Forrest, in this box you know exactly what your are going to get, a 6 year too late ban.

banned for poor movie culture reference

Now start running!

Banned for running in high heels is not recommended.... and how would he explain away those fishnet stockings when he's flat on his back and legs up in the air?

Banned for break dancing while running.

Electric Boogaloo ban. You can not worm your way out of it. 

Banned for getting jiggy wid it.

banned for mocking my white dance moves :'(

Banned for two left feet.... would be good if you could find somebody with two right feet to save wasting shoes... you buy identical shoes, he gives you his left and you give him your right so you each have a fitting pair.

banned for assuming it should be a him

Wait, what?

Banned for jig is up.

banned for putting up with me

Banned for where's my diamond?  

banned for not waiting long enough

Banned for too late.

Banned, both of you, for under the counter transactions where I don't get my cut.... now I'll take my diamond in cash... with a hefty bonus for keeping quiet.

Banned for and why would you get some diamond recompense.   No diamond cut for you.      maybe

Banned for my cash had better be in the mail or I blab and tell the world about yer sneaky, under-the-counter dealings.

Blackmail is not kosher ban.