banned for hydroponics

Banned for self-flagelation is not against the law... but you do need to be sure none of the others in there with you will not have you charged with assault.

And hydoponics isn't against the law, either, so banned for banning a perfectly innocent pasttime... only them with guilty minds would be fearful of a visit...

banned for unintended consequences

Banned for truth or dare.

Banned for truth or dare should be against the law... has gotten me into trouble cos some dares am irresistable.

banned for bleeding over into the galciv3 forums

Banned for presumed exclusivity.... and where does the freakin' border start, anyway?

Also banned for it's not that time of the month.

Banned for I like my border to start about the knee. Get that short mermaid thing going on.  hehe

Banned for knees aren't just for sitting on... and with such great legs I bet you wear skirts much shorter than that.

banned for skirting the issue

Banned for dressing up... does your wife know you like to wear 'those' clothes.... and those knickers, WOW.... they're like St Pauls Cathedral.... no ballroom.

Banned for sugar coating the subject. 

banned for coating things

Banned for layers are required much like the onion.   (not so much lately, temps in the teens... woot)

banned for layering

Banned for minimalism.

banned for sideways monkeys

Banned for driving too fast.  

Banned for the P in petrol mightn't be what you think.... and BP will always keep you guessing.

Banned for BP, bring potatoes, bouncy polka, bell phrey, bingo party, bling pout... sooo am I close?   

banned for vodka

Banned for the#16622 Comment!

banned for axing for it

Banned for you can't axe something with a tomahawk... and forget the cobblers hammer, that'll only beat what a bear does in the woods out of it.

Banned for thinking orange juice is nasty.