banned by the willows

Banned by the weeping ones.

Banned because you didn't seriously think you could be rid of me that easily, now did you?

Hi   

 Banned for being gone so long.  )

Banned for long gone.

banned for going the long way home

Banned for being homely. 

banned for.........

Nice Avatar there dude. Much better then the original.

Banned for kidding him.  That is one sad avatar Admiral... to be sure, to be sure....  aaargh  

Banned by yesteryear.

Banned for scurvy pirates that are unforgettable.   Aaargh

Banned cause;

An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, are "Snowbirds" in Arizona. Ray has always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
Seeing some on sale at Wal-Mart, He buys them and wears them home, walking proudly. He saunters into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
Bessie looks him over and says, "Nope." Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room, completely naked except for the boots. Again he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything DIFFERENT NOW?"
Bessie looks up and says,
"Ray, what's different?
It's hanging down today, it was
hanging down yesterday and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow." Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, BESSIE?"
Bessie shrugs her shoulders. "IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!" To which Bessie replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Ray. Shoulda bought a hat."

banned for not buying the hat

Banned for hanging around looking.

Banned for looking around while hanging.

You should be dead. It's a bit creepy.

banned for thinking that hanging means death

Hanging by the neck does but hanging by the arms does not.

Nor does hanging by the other head.

Banned for stupid stuff...again. 

Banned for telling scary Halloween stories, while hanging around. 

Banned for hanging a round. It has no corners from which to hang.

banned for assuming you need corners

Again

Banned for round and round.

banned by the round earth society

Banned for bringing them to this forum.

Banned by the first page to ban the following......................................:/...them................:(...them.................(:)...them and...Goblins...Gremlins...Ghoulies...Montas....angry pumpkins....Witches crashing into trees while texting...Ladies who fall into fountains while texting....and other stupid stuff.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN everybody. 

Banned, somewhat more coherently.