Banned for A Blow up Dolly.    That would work for keeping digits. And your appetite. 

Banned for grotesque appetites.

Banned for thinking such are so grotesque. Ewwww!

Banned for no examples or info is necessary.

Banned for speak for yourself... me, I like to hear all the nitty gritty details... in triplicate.

Banned.

banned for not adding anything to your ban

Banned for I need more coffee. 

Banned for not providing the nitty gritties.... and your not enough coffee is NOT an excuse for depriving me of getting my jollies off

Banned for you need coffee more than I do.  And don't you mean dolly's off... 

Banned for if I could get Dolly's [bra] off, nearly all my dreams come true with one magnificent unclipping

banned for that would cause a big ka-boom

Banned for explosives in a built up forum.

banned for that's what she said

Banned for ear-wigging on a person having a private conversation with herself

Banned for eavesdropping is not illegal.  And sometimes can't be helped. Much like our borders. 

Banned because dropping eaves on people definitely counts as some kind of assault.

banned for salt and peppering people

Banned for they were legally listening to the conversations in our vehicles while we were in line waiting to cross the border... 

They no longer can and were told to take down the equipment.  Which is a good thing. Public pressure apparently.... 

But, I don't believe for a second that it's all gone. 

banned for banning

Banned for recognizing the banning. 

Banned for the ineffective banning of deserving banees who just keep hanging around like bandits waiting to ban the band.

Banned for just banning around. 

Banned for banning my being around to ban those bandits who'd ban the band performing 'Can the Can' when they can because they can.

banned by the Can Can people