Banned for eating said brains and getting stupider.

banned for just being more stupid

Banned for stating the obvious.

Banned for the lunatic is on the grass [Pink Floyd - Dark Side of the moon]

Banned for creepy giggling.

banned for snarking on random people in a soundtrack

Banned for inconsequential insignificances with respect to significant consequences.

Banned for multifarious verbage.

banned for mocking his command of the English language

Banned for suggesting I have a command of anything... least of all my faculties.

banned for that is what she said

Banned for buck passing.  Now know this:  I know it's not your fault, I'm just blaming you.

banned for using too many words

Banned for I just won $5.00 with a $1. lottery ticket. Woo Hoo   Make that 5 passing bucks... for the house.?

No get out of jail free.

Banned for winning $5

And banned for leaving the jail for free

Banned for jail was never like this.

Banned for handcuffs.

Banned for pulling a Houdini. 

banned for not going for the fluffy ones

Banned for fluffy cuffs and forgetting the olive oil.

banned for pouring on the hot oil

Banned for like Houdini I will not divulge my magic tricks. 

Banned for magic tricks without a license

Banned for being a troll

Banned for being drole.