Banned for blinding speeds.  MY EYES!!   

Banned for getting speed in your eyes. Yeah, that probably would be pretty painful, actually.

Banned for and a pretty green. 

banned by the color green

Banned for rainbows of green.

banned for leprechaun slides.

Banned for how'd they get in here? 

banned for pots of gold

Banned for lucky charms are more affordable and taste better.   

banned for my lucky charms taste extra better.

Banned for yeah baby!   Is it getting warmer in here?      Your lucky charms. mmm

Banned for digressing. And its' after noon. 

Banned because it's only after ten out here.

banned for it's well past that here.

Banned because I'm afraid we're all mad here...

banned for I'm fairly calm.

Banned for me to.  Just got back   Who's angry?  

banned for this place passes out madness like Costco passes out free samples.

Banned for if there is anything I like better than a great deal, it's something free.  

Now what do I put madness in, plastic or paper? 

banned for madness needs to be wrapped in a small, paper bag before transport so it doesn't break.

Banned for no breaking the madness for sure. Chaos might ensue. No saying what could happen then... 

banned for orientations follow.

I will follow.     

Oh yes, orientation would be called for. We would have to spend alot of time together as I learn very slowly.   

Banned for not leading.

banned for Scout makes a good point