Banned for that's neither there nor where when the mercury is obviously over-excited in anticipation of an exhilarating Sunday sermon.

Besides, you can't be 'here' cos I am... and you're nowhere in sight.

banned for keeping an eye on him. You'll get the thing dirty.

banned for dirtiness

Banned for hygiene.

banned for teeth whitening

Banned for wearing really big shades.

Banned for the deer dazzled by your headlights... oh dear, oh dear, oh deer.

Banned for headlight obsession. 

banned for that is what she said

banned for she did about the time I laid hands on them. *SMACK!*

Banned for I would smack you right on the butt cheek.

Banned for that would make I jealous... my day starts so much better with a good spanking.

Banned for banning those who ban others into banning bans 

Banned for infinitesimal repetition in a never ending loop of sameness

banned for loopiness

Banned for being loopy.

Banned for reel to reel.

Banned for obsolescence... reel to reel went out with Moses.

It's a loop. And if Moses is in the movie, cool. 

Banned for Biblical proportions... and Moses won't be in the movie... he's asking too much for a non-starring role.

banned for Moses only existed in God's mind

 That's funny.

Banned cuz Moses didn't mind God. He was mining for a heart of gold. And was getting old. And slight dementia.  

banned for whistling to Moses' tune

Banned for it felt right. Much like the didgeridoo. I wonder if they smoked the peace pipe. 

Banned for feeling up a didgeridoo.