Banned for walking the tightrope and not falling off for the amusement of the circus faithful.

banned for trying to interrupt the circus 

Banned for applying to the circus to be a professional clown because you're a natural at it.

banned for not letting me clown around any other time

Banned for clowning around out of season and without the proper authority to trip over in shoes that are 20 sizes too big.

banned for not realizing that i need such shoes to over inflate my ego

Banned for needing over-sized shoes to inflate your ego.

banned for mocking the ego

Banned for putting the mocker on the mocker who was mocking the bird who mocked the mocha

Banned for spilling the mocha all over the floor.

(Did I do that right ? )

Banned for trying to turn mocha into macho to somehow

(Did I do that right ? make it a mens only club.

Yup, you're a quick learner.  

banned for making someone quick

Banned for being slow on the uptake and missing the downtake by just that much.

banned for slow walking the dog in the deep snow

Banned for using a flamethrower to melt all snow.

Banned for collecting yellow snow then serving it to pesky neighbourhood kids as icy lemonade treats.

banned for trying to make it brown and say it is chocolate

Banned for buying brown snow to serve to those who missed out on the 'lemonade' treats.

banned for not wanting the love to be spread around

Banned for not making a "Santa's Slay" mod in time for Christmas.

Banned for interrupting the passage of Santa's slay so that he never reached my place to deliver me some great stuff.

banned for trusting in someone who has never been trustworthy in the first place

I'M STILL WAITING FOR MY PONY!!!!

Banned for stealing Ryat's pony and giving it to starkers.

banned for spreading the accusation of theft

Banned for being judge, jury and finger pointer.