Banned for playing with yourself and always losing... there's no shame in letting yourself win once in a while.

banned for allowing someone to win is a weakness

Banned for strategic losses can be most beneficial... like losing to the wife at cards or monopoly just before bedtime.

Ya gotta know when to hold 'em... AND when to fold 'em.

Also banned for dealing from the bottom of the deck and collecting a blank cheque when passing go.

Banned for I don't know why or how your still single.  justsayin

Banned for I just haven't been looking or putting myself out there... with all else that's happened it hasn't been a consideration, much less a priority.

Banned for dry spells.

Banned for a few non-rainy days does not a drought make... and a lady friend here and there does not a deluge make.

Mind you, taking an inflatable lady to a restaurant and asking for a table for two raises a few eyebrows... not to mention a few snickers.

Also banned for Snickers... cos I'd rather feel a female somebody else than myself [thinking about the latest TV ad]

Banned for being fussy.

banned for fuzzy wuzzy

Banned for you've obviously never had a wuzzy with a fuzzy tickle your muzzy all night long and well into the duzzy.

banned for catching some Zzzzzz's

Banned for catching several yourself... and keeping too many is as impractical as a bucketful of horned or horny buffalo

description of 2014 in bluedxca93s style

Youre walking into your house

climbing up some stairs

, opening one of many doors a

nd you are in the network;

decovering your misfortune

popping up off with a tune

: seeing a blackscreen

on your screen

its a segfault

perhaps your own fault

but this system error

maybe also cyber terror

Now your backing up your system

recovering your configuration

hiding some of your documentation

all in all it was just a harmless shock

like a terrible belling dog description of 2014 by bluedxca93description of 2014 in bluedxca93s style

banned for not banning in poetry

sort of

Banned for "sort of" is neither here nor there... so quit sitting on the fence and don't rip yer pants when getting down.  I hear that barbed wire can rip a hole in fabric AND flesh if'n yer not careful.

banned for knowing that I ripped my pants a couple of days ago

Banned for deliberate ventilation.. and oi, no flashing brown-eyes while in the process of hot 'air' expulsion.

banned for not realizing that i had red boxers on

Banned for not noticing the barbed wire ripped the arse out of those, too.... and you wouldn't have noticed the cool breeze blowing in because you had an opposing force blowing it back out.

Banned for opposing body parts.

Banned for I'm not opposed to body parts.... I'll accept various offers of female ones... in the right circumstances.

banned for circumstances

Banned for indeterminate consequences... and when they hit, be sure you're seated in the crash landing position, just in case the lavatory seat is slippery and you slide right off.

banned for slip sliding away

Banned for too much lubricant during a dry spell... now it's all over your hands [think about it ].