banned for upgrading from records

Banned for going round round.

banned for poodle attacks

Banned for curly fries.

banned for curling

Banned for twirking.

Banned for cats in the cradle and twerking that silver spoon between your kness like a Miley on a wrecking ball and seeking a place to land.

Banned for landing on a lounge lizard that started singing "George of the jungle" while juggling two waiters on silver spoons while speaking Spanish to a twerking flamingo dancer named Ciley who was going to college and had ingrown hairs you know wheres.   justsayin

Banned for ingrown heirs below the bikini line...which is just a tad better than having pubic hairs in your purse rummaging for Ted Nugent's copy of Poppa's Will.

banned for gunning the stage

Banned fer how else wos I gonna hold it up.. now empty yer pockets everyone and nobody 'll git hurt.

banned for thinking the pockets is where its at

Banned for Ted might have something to say about that. I'd put that purse back. hehe

banned for making me stay home from work

Banned for you have ebola?

banned for bringing up a nonexistent disease design to scare the masses into submission

Banned for "wagging the tail" you figure... wow that would be a big wag.   I believe it's for real.

banned for thinking its real

Well I guess it is real but way overblown.

Banned for cleanliness is way underrated.

banned for knocking cleanliness

Banned for cleanliness in the knock shop is imperative.... now tie yer shoe laces an' git on over there afore them closes fer tha night.

banned for closing at night

Banned fer not having the energy during the day and lengthy sessions with yer elbow in yer ear.

Banned for trusting those Cylons to fix you up.   And I will call today "Friday".

banned for calling today Friday