banned for pop goes the weasel... and the badger complains about the smell and bans Mr Weasel from the Wildlife Association's headquarters for the 3rd time this week. 

So glad you said that... and not bumming gubbles.

banned by the groups of Tee Hee and Ha Ha

Banned by the letters G and H and by the number 7.... and Kermit says hi but get the fech off his lily pad

banned because Kermit loves the BBWs

Banned because BBWs is short for Being Belligerent Wanker sucks... though many wankers will tell you its short for Big Busted Women studies.

Banned for and by I.N.I.T.I.A.L.L.Y. 

Banned for acronymizing. What's it stand for huh? Lol

Banned for my grandmother used to say "you want to know the ins and out of a cat's ass" when I asked such questions.

banned for wanting to know such things

Banned for such is the way of the Frugalites.

Banned for Jay Laymo jokes. ;/

Banned for slipping out of the 5th dimension and back into 4th gear... what a slow down

banned in gear sequence

Dennab in reverse.

banned by the mirror image

Banned by the Empire's Magistrate. He says if ya can't join 'em......smooch 'em up.

Banned by the Empire's lowly gutter rat, who says if ya can't eat it, leave it on the menu for royalty to enjoy

banned for picking on the ryats (royal rats)

Banned for I know a catto that can ride a I biciclette and catch roaming rats rather rightly. 

(My phone?)

banned for incomprehensible, and other big words, ban.

Banned for the trapeze act formerly known as The Flying Leotards has changed its name to The Naked Flying Pornonauts and they finish their act with a flying f**k.

Banned for gross untidiness.

Banned for OCD and wanting to tidy up after me... now put down that broom and enjoy the show.

banned by the show

Banned for wanting a private encore session... and be careful of flying man-bits.