Banned for glowing green limes are safe to eat

Banned for glowing from the inside out.

Banned because you're Dr. Manhattan.

Banned for clapping when you should have been clopping.

banned for it varies on the type of radiation that will effect the color it glows

if at all

Banned for it glows bright pink if clopping is involved

Banned for tutu's don't work with four legs.   

Banned for dressage.

banned for horsing around

Banned for do they glow in the dark?

depends on what paint you use

Banned for a nice Laytex. 

Banned for dammit Starkers, I am not a clopper.

Banned for "exotic" dressage.

Banned for paint does that to me. Yeah. Neon.    I am out of the closet. Phew.    Ok, off to Home Hardware. Where's my little pony?

Banned because 

Banned for Neon Russell... he was the guy who got all body painted at the "Mad Dogs And Englishmen" concert.

Banned for getting the wrong end of the stick... now get clapping if you don't like clopping, orright?

Banned for hope he doesn't get the clap for clopping.  lol

Banned for if he gets applause for clopping then I want to share in the profits from the video

Banned for the clap is slang for STD.   haha

Banned because it is, in fact, slang for only one, specific STD, not just STDs in general as your post would imply. /grammarnazi

Banned because Nazi's are bad.

 Banned for thanks.

Banned for thanksgiving.

Banned for wrong holiday.