Banned for a lovely bunch of coconuts... they grow on trees, so I'm told

Banned for channeling Merv Griffin.

Banned for changing channels on us.

Banned for who's restoring regular programming?          

Banned for putting a weapon in Arnold's hands. You know how he likes to cuddle.

Banned because Arnold's hands are weapons themselves.

banned for not releasing the beta

Banned for expectations beyond the alpha.

Banned for Proxima wants to...too.

Banned for revealing Proximia's lusty desires with Proximity... which I don't know are entirely legal if brought to fruition.

Banned for the liberation of Proxima III.

Banned for illegal fruit lust. 

banned for blaming the fruit and not the actions

Banned for the fruits of your labor.

Banned for fruit of the vine. I'll take the champagne wine.  

Banned for sour grapes.

Banned for I heard it through the grape vine.   

Banned for swinging on vines.

Banned for monkeying around.

banned for I'm a believer.

Banned because I should be able to continue this chain. I really should. I digitized ALL of Dad's tapes and listen to the local classics station on a daily basis. But.... I can't...... :'(

Banned for 'hey, hey we're the Spunkees, we keep on bubbling around'

Banned, because Dolenz to doughnuts, you didn't apply enough Tork.

Banned for pretending to know something about mechanics.  Any mechanic worth his salt knows that if you have donuts in your Dolenz there is NO torque to mention

Banned for you would require alot of torque to dole out donuts, but, I bet you still wouldn't be rolling in dough....