About three hours ago I was sitting here, reading the forum, when I heard a loud bang. After a look round I found a large hole where my kitchen window used to be.

Fortunately only the outer pane is broken, the inner one is ok, so at least I won't be cold and damp.

I called the police, but they were already en-route. My neighbour next door had seen what happened and called 999.

It was our local 'terrorist'. He was apparently dating the girl next door, who dumped him, so he decided to take revenge. The little shit is so stupid, he got the wrong house.

When the police arrived (about 20 mins after the call), I was only with them at the front door for a few seconds when he walked up to them to protest his innocence. They arrested him. That was the second dumb thing he did as at that stage they weren't even looking for him...

So, I've given a statement, and will most likely have to give evidence in court. My preference is for him to end up face down in a gutter somewhere before that happens.