I'd give you karma, butyou have not earned any

harpo

I'd give you karma, but it all ran out.

I'd give you karma but I don't know how to!

I'd give you karma, but you just can't compete:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBk5Ne5x1hQ

I'd give you karma, butgunslinger deserves it more

I would give you karma but I'm dying of laughing for "butgunslinger".

I'd give you karma, but your name made me hungry

I would give you karma, but you might eat the poor stuff.

I would give you karma, but I can not lift you

harpo

I would give you karma but you're kinda weak.

I would give you karma, but you have a poor grip

I would give you karma but you have no avatar

I would give you karma but you are still veering

I would give you karma but we don't need another "I got 200 karma!" thread for a while.

I would give you karma, but you are against those with more karma then you.

I would give you karma but you have a pointy head

I would give you karma but you don't play enough forum games

I would give you karma, but you are NOT a real general

harpo

"I would give you karma," says yo mama "but you're so mean to all those people stuck in that spider web doo-hickey."

I would give you karma but this picture distracted me

I would give you karma, but you lost your comma.

harpo

I would have given you karma but you have too much and I need more

I would give you karma, but I am too busy smashing face in Dawn of War II:Last Stand.

I'd give you karma, but you are being suckuromed

I would give you karma but the peasants are revolting and I need to flee