Dear Sofa,
Yeah, I'm that bored...
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Dear Sofa,
I'd like to thank you for your years of service to our home. You have truly been member of our family. We've spent so much time together watching TV or reading. You've always been there for me. Like the time I re-injured my back and had to spend a few days pretty much living on you.
I also remember fondly the Sunday mornings in Hawaii. Early morning coffee and eggs on the sofa made football all the better. You always had enough room for me to lie down and enjoy the games with the dogs. And you were always comfortable and made napping during halftime easy.
I'd like to apologize again for the abuse the puppies put you through when they were growing. Getting used to their claws was a difficult time for you. And Toby sure liked to mark and re-mark your front right corner a lot. Sorry we could never get him to stop that.
I'd also like to apologize to you for the celery hole punch incident. Enough said there.
Thank you again, sofa. I feel that we've become so close over the years. I know that at times, my wife has thought that I've actually become a part of you. And there have been times when I'm sure I've left part of myself with you (George Carlin was on to something with his free a fart idea).
Signed,
The ass that fits perfectly into the impression in your center
I'd like to thank you for your years of service to our home. You have truly been member of our family. We've spent so much time together watching TV or reading. You've always been there for me. Like the time I re-injured my back and had to spend a few days pretty much living on you.
I also remember fondly the Sunday mornings in Hawaii. Early morning coffee and eggs on the sofa made football all the better. You always had enough room for me to lie down and enjoy the games with the dogs. And you were always comfortable and made napping during halftime easy.
I'd like to apologize again for the abuse the puppies put you through when they were growing. Getting used to their claws was a difficult time for you. And Toby sure liked to mark and re-mark your front right corner a lot. Sorry we could never get him to stop that.
I'd also like to apologize to you for the celery hole punch incident. Enough said there.
Thank you again, sofa. I feel that we've become so close over the years. I know that at times, my wife has thought that I've actually become a part of you. And there have been times when I'm sure I've left part of myself with you (George Carlin was on to something with his free a fart idea).
Signed,
The ass that fits perfectly into the impression in your center
. Beautiful, chip. I'm interested in hearing more about that celery hole punch incident . . .
