History Lesson

INTERESTING HISTORY LESSON

Railroad tracks. This is fascinating.


The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number.

Why was that gauge used? Because that's the way they built them in England , and English expatriates built the US railroads. 

Why did the English build them like that? Because the first rail lines were built by the same people who built the pre-railroad tramways, and that's the gauge they used.

Why did 'they' use that gauge then? Because the people who built the tramways used the same jigs and tools that they used for building wagons, which used that wheel spacing.

Why did the wagons have that particular odd wheel spacing? Well, if they tried to use any other spacing, the wagon wheels would break on some of the old, long distance roads in E ngland , because that's the spacing of the wheel ruts. 

So who built those old rutted roads? Imperial Rome built the first long distance roads in Europe (and England ) for their legions. The roads have been used ever since.

And the ruts in the roads? Roman war chariots formed the initial ruts, which everyone else had to match for fear of destroying their wagon wheels.. Since the chariots were made for Imperial Rome , they were all alike in the matter of wheel spacing. Therefore the United States standard railroad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5 inches is derived from the original specifications for an Imperial Roman war chariot. Bureaucracies live forever.

So the next time you are handed a specification/procedure/process and wonder 'What horse's ass came up with it?', you may be exactly right. Imperial Roman army chariots were made just wide enough to accommodate the rear ends of two war horses. (Two horse's asses.) Now, the twist to the story:

When you see a Space Shuttle sitting on its launch pad, there are two big booster rockets attached to the sides of the main fuel tank. These are solid rocket boosters, or SRB's. The SRB's are made by Thiokol at their factory in Utah . The engineers who designed the SRB's would have preferred to make them a bit fatter, but the SRB's h ad to be shipped by train from the factory to the launch site. The railroad line from the factory happens to run through a tunnel in the mountains, and the SRB's had to fit through that tunnel. The tunnel is sli ghtly wider than the railroad track, and the railroad track, as you now know, is about as wide as two horses' behinds. 

So, a major Space Shuttle design feature of what is arguably the world's most advanced transportation system was determined over two thousand years ago by the width of a horse's ass. And you thought being a horse's ass wasn't important? Ancient horse's asses control almost everything... and CURRENT Horses Asses are controlling everything else.

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When you see a Space Shuttle sitting on its launch pad, there are two big booster rockets attached to the sides of the main fuel tank.
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Which reminds me: 2 ducks were flying South for Winter when the space shuttle took off and went zooming past them.  Fist duck says to the second duck: "Shit, did you see that?

"Sure did, and shit, wasn't he moving?

First duck replies: "Well you'd be moving too if you had two assholes... and both were on fire."

Another fact: inflatable tyres were invented my Malaysian monks with haemorrhoids... made going over potholes less painful.

:-" ;P

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Nice!

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Always knew a horse butt was good for more than 'horse chit'.:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Fascinating stuff Kenwas. Now I know why we have a 5 foot, 3 inch broad gauge system in Ireland - the Romans never came here. For the same reason they never reached South Australia either. :rofl:

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For the same reason they never reached South Australia either.
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Didn't reach Queensland, either.  In fact, we have the narrowest rail gauge I have ever seen - a good 8 inches less than the NSW gauge, modeled on the old English imperial gauge - which makes a mockery of the Qld gov'ts much touted high speed tilt train.  Nope, a just on 4 foot gauge is not wide enough for a high speed train that's just as wide as standard rail carriages... more likely to come off on bends.

Stupid, really, that Oz states each have their own rail gauge, rather than making them uniforn across the country.  I worked with Qld Rail some years back, and when it was decided that NSW trains would not terminate just South of Brisbane but go all the way to Roma Street Station in central Brisbane, we had to replace all the sleepers with wider ones and lay an extra rail to accomodate their standard gauge trains.

I imagine other states face the same issue... but it's going to take a politician with balls of steel the legislate for an Oz-wide standard rail gauge, given the cost due to the size of the place.... not to mention opposition from petty pollies demanding their state keep the gauge unique to it.  Sure it'd be a costly exercise, but in the long run, Oz would save trillions with a universal standard rail gauge.

Not gonna hold my breath but.... can't expect politicians to see the bigger picture, can we!

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Can't fool me. I don't believe a word of it.

Stop horsing around and give us another beautiful wall.

:grin:

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Nice article had I read it. :rofl:

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Can't fool me. I don't believe a word of it.
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Oh yeah, another one of those "don't believe every word you read" people, I see!  Well that's alright, I didn't believe a word when you wrote that curried cabbage may well be the end of life as we know it.... cos the starkerbark would turn millions into mindless zombies, who would then go around to all the cabbage farms and devour the crops raw to prevent the enjoyment of curried cabbage to those who remained with life "as we know it"

I didn't believe it because I don't know any zombies, so there. :-" :w00t: ;P

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Effin' Romans. Most of the UK has weird streets because of those twats >:(

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Effin' Romans. Most of the UK has weird streets because of those twats
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The Romans?  That was 2.000 years ago... you'd think the Brits have had ample time to get it right since. O:)   ;P