And the worst part is that the enemy team worked together very well, so it was impossible to beat them without teaming up. Sadly, my teammates wouldn't hear any of it.

I know players are noobs when they walk straight for an ice tb without trying to stun the TB first.

Watch out for this Erebus named "Tacoguy" with some numbers or something.

Oh god....

He is so bad

I'm hurting thinking about it.

I wonder if the servers will be back online before Mooonday?

actually read the OP before posting.

yeah that aint right...

the guy who expects you to look out for him and doesn't even bother buying pots or having his own contegiency plan. This happens a lot while playing Sedna, your buddy will feel free to chase into the towers trying to get a first kill after getting an earlier heal (or even without getting heals beforehand). He always goes to far, in the belief that some random other dude will be there to heal him up as his about to die. Then when he gets destroyed as he tries to flee, guess who's fault it is? It's yours, the guy who likes to play with Sedna.

Usually his death is followed by negative comments towards you, blaming you for his death since it really doesnt matter that you might have been to far, mana starved, or had your own plans. In his mind the game revolves around him, and everyone knows what his game plan and is expected to boost the (star) player.

LOL you just summed up 90% of team based games Very nice post. Anyone who ever played a healer in World of Warcraft will have heard this several times a day.

you know you have a noob partner when..

Your teammate finally gets a kill after a long time of doing nothing and proceeds to call the opponents 'Noobs' via chat. Not being aware that both opponents were 'AI'

ROFL!

You know you have a noob partner when he gets stuck in a corner and ends up jittering in place for 5 minutes (yes, 5 minutes) and then comes back and says "sorry, I went to get a drink"...was amazing he was still alive.

This happened the other day in a Pantheon game on zikurat:

Me as UB:  What skill are you going to main, spit or ooze?  I'll just pick whichever you don't.

Team mate UB:  Neither, I'm going with Bestial wrath.

Me:  ...As your primary skill?

Team mate:  Yep.

Me:  Oh lawd.

Somehow we managed to win.

-- when they always run from 2v2 encounters because they don't realize you are there.

-- They die once, semi early, then ragequit.

-- They don't know where to buy the Golden Crossbow when playing Regulus

-- Sedna's who never take heal or buy priests. When you ask for a heal not knowing this, they say 'don't worry, I got healing aura'. (Oh GOOD, I'll just sit here for a minute and that'll be almost as good!)

-- They use the mouse to activate abilities.

-- They don't rebind 'ping minimap' to a key they can reach with their left hand.

Okay, maybe those last two are a bit harsh... but they are both important things you should know to do!

Do tell.

They get overjoyed when they hear the accouncer says "A player has left the game" couple of times.

They think that calling you NooB in chat continuously is going to get you to change your winning strategy ..

when he plays like the AI in pantheon...

When they say that your killing them was "cheap" because they were looking at their skills and hadn't realized you were whacking on them.