or...who's got the guts
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In keeping with the finest of traditions I attribute to the great skinners of the WC community. I have but a single question. With all the jibe about curried cabbage what would a WB look like if someone would dare make one using the now infamous 'curried cabbage' as a theme. Any takers?
I do think this should definitely have a sound package made.
Yeah and a hole lot of little pfffts going off as well as a long trumpeting sound 
LOL....and I know just what type of hole you mean me Bonzarette! 
Make sure the stopper is near to hand just in case a starkerbark insurrection is in the offing.
Well, bad news I'm afraid.
I have ass-iduously researched the available audio hardware and software, and none fit the tech specs required for recording my Bonzamate starkers.
To be at all functional through the 'outbursts', they'd have to be put in 15 foot thick ferroconcrete reinforced with 100 tons of depleted Uranium, lead shielded and put in special cages to neutalize the E.M.P. generated by the Cap'n. Under these conditions any fine audio rendering would be impossible.
BUTT! There's always hope! I suggest (modestly) that we all record our own, and make it a Community Sound Package. It would be the very first of it's kind and make, well, history at WC (WinCustomize, not Water Closet). 
BUTT!......There's always hope!......(modestly) record......first of it's kind......make history......OMG!!!
Where's my microphone........ ROFL and then some!
OMG, just let me know when this takes place , so I can be out of the country 
, because I don't want to be around the stech for when he lets rip
NASA just launched, in conjunction with the CDE (Center for Dastardly Emanations), a brand new shiny state of the art hi and lo altitude sub-orbital hyper-sonic whirly-gigglish smello-sat capable of detecting high intensity globe-trottin' clouds of greenish brown plasmatized goo.
During a recent flyby over OZ the sensors encountered a cloud sooooo obnoxious and insidiously corrosive it self-destructed according to a pre-arranged emergency program that allowed the ultra-sensitive highly classified brand new shiny state of the art hi and lo altitude sub-orbital hyper-sonic whirly-gigglish smello-sat capable of detecting high intensity globe-trottin' greenish brown plasmatized goo to turn around and eject itself into another dimension thus avoiding a total meltdown due to high concentrations of starkerbark emamnations.
Try to say that all in one breath......whew!
You mean to say that you're game enough to take a breath with such a noxious cloud in the atmosphere? You realise, don't you, that the rotations of the Earth mean that what I dropped today in Oz...
..... you'll get in the US tomorrow.
Perhaps the use of a breath mint suppository would do the trick. It's simply finding someone with the nerve to push it in.
that will have to be one brave soul are there any volunteers 
I had the mistaken idea that this was a WB WIP thread not 18 pages devoted to farting 
Did Po drop out here?
well think about it we know who this work in progress is for 
so forgive us if we go off topic a wee bit
A team of scientist educators was trying to teach (you'll excuse the expression) monkeys to pull a certain chain to set off a bomb (a Pentagon project). Sooo...being brilliant fellas, they put a suitable concrete plug attached to an identical chain in the behind of an elephant. The scientists fed the elephant for six months a diet of curried cabbage, peanut butter, and other flatulogenic materials. They then hanged a bunch of ripe bananas from the chain with one tethered strongly.
They then released the monkeys. They recorded the entire event from bunkers at 1 mile, 5 miles and 25 miles from the elephant.
The bunker at one and five miles were obliterated, but the scientist in the bunker at 25 miles survived the tidal wave of...crap, and the white hot ball of gas. After beng dug out and rescued, the bloke was laughing insanely, and had to be carted off to the looney bin. Two years later, his laughing had died down to a cackle and chuckle. His doctor asked him, "After the death of the elephant and 50 monkeys as well as the deaths of your group of researchers just what did you find so laughable?"
After wiping his eyes, and stifiling yet another burst of laughter he repled, "Well, after we set the monkeys loose, they all scattered except for three...they climbed up the ladder to the bananas we hung from the chain and tried to pull them off as we trained them to do." He started chuckling and snorting again, but the doctor interrupted, "So? What was so bloody funny?"
The scientist said, "When the cork came out, you should have seen the expression on the monkey's face!".
As if a solitary mint suppository is gonna do the trick... and you ain't gonna get any volunteers to hang around long enough to apply a whole packet... or three.
It is a Curried Cabbage WB WIP thread... the farting is kept going purely for fun... as well as inspiration.
you surely mean a breath mint repository..........you'd need an....arsenal..... 
Why does the image of a shotgun come to mind?
Sawed-off double-barelled 14 gauge with three loads starkerbark-buckshot. Why three you ask......Oh Ho!......One to shoot the enraged elephant when he (it's a big 'bull') charges out of the crap pile intent on stomping you to mush. The second to send the green tinted monkeys scattering to the four winds and the third...well...that ones in case the Feds come swooping down out of the CDC to see what the 'stink' is all about. You aim it at them and yell......OUTGOING!.
(Not incoming as the incoming was directly responsible for the outgoing (barkerblast)).
Guarranteed they'll scatter just like the green tinted monkeys.
Well, it did hit in Oregon....and I thought the all the 'smoke' was from the wild fires in my area! Now I know the reality of it all. I should have read this a while ago. Too late now....LOL
And they don't ship flubbersuits to Oregon. (Something about getting past the smog down south). Not to worry though...they'll soon open a new distribution plant at the foot of Mt. Ranier. Providing of course Ranier holds back the 'Big Burp' long enough that is. Make sure you have the new and improved three mile thick solid duranium pleated double-coated interweaved (they come in designer colors) pull down blast doors installed correctly. If not.........
HEY IMMY, long time no see!
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