Home Alone 3 !!

A man is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished.

I would think a man would/should have deeper and more mature reasons to marry than that he may be too lazy to cook.  Being afraid of the dark and admitting it on the net might be a little counter productive in obtaining a future wife also.

Once a man marries he should breed. After breeding, that is all. The man is dead. He is a lifeless shell.

Cooking for yourself is no biggie. Think what you like then have at it. So what if you burn it a bit or use not enough seasoning or whatever, you'll know better next time. As far as marriage is concerned....wellllll...there's fun then there's other stuff like....bills...kids...dirty diapers...more bills...more dirty diapers then...maybe more kids. Who knows you might like it. But for now sit in front of you 'puter and conjure up all kinds of goodies to upload for us peoples who are hangin' on with bated breath.

True if you're a honeybee.

I gotta side with Ed in all this. Marriage is one heck of a lot more than that, Supe....give it time.

Until then there's India's equivalent of McDonald's... better yet...learn to cook. It'll keep ya out of trouble.

Now come on Supe's, ya gotta get a better grip on yerself (most young men do when they're alone ) and become much better organised.

First off: get yourself the Bachelors Cook Book, which has numerous mouthwatering and succulent recipes in it... like baked beans on toast; cheese on toast with a dollop of canned spaghetti on top; and my fav, canned curried sausages wrapped in bread with a smidgen of ketchup.... oh, and let's not forget the curried cabbage.  I think it comes in a convenient can these days to reduce preparation time.

Secondly: forget the water to wash it all down with!!!  A glass or ten of red wine sticks to yer insides better and assists with sleep difficulties.  If you don't have a cellar, check to see if there are home deliveries in your area... just in case a glass or ten isn't enough.

However, prior to washing down your baked beans on toast with a glass or twelve of red wine, check under all the beds (and in all the closets) for monsters before locking up the place.  This is important, I repeat, very IMPORTANT, as it will assist with sleeping later on with the lights off (or at least dimmed) ... thus saving on electricity costs, or alternatively candles if you decide on a candlelit dinner.

Ah yes, speaking of candelit dinners, you've read how many women (some men as well) these days are traveling in cars with male manequins/blow-up dolls to give the appearance they're not alone?  Well I suggest you get yourself a blow-up doll. Now she mighn't be able to cook or be a good conversationalist at the dinner table, but she will help alleviate that feeling of being all 'alone' in the World. Not only that, it'll be good practice for marriage about one year in and onwards...  cos that's usually about when dinner table conversations go into decline, if they don't cease entirely.

Now, one final piece of advice... curl up on the couch with an engrossing DVD to help keep your mind off the monsters under the bed .  However, avoid horrors, porn and sloppy love stories, as these are counter-productive to a good night's rest when you only have a blow-up doll for company... but then again.  Anyhow, comedies and/or documentaries are probably the go.

Ouch! I could not awake till 4:30 am. Within 15 mins of writing this post I went into a 6-hours-30mins- slumber....wonderful... I can't even remember one of dreams. I was taking some rest after writing this informative article. I didn't want to sleep but closed my eyes. Oh my beautiful eyes! those had a different idea. 

I wake up at 8:30 am. It's a bit late but these are off-days in my school so not to worry but from 10th june there are exams. There is something I fear more than the dark.

That's what I really think I should wait for it till tomorrow that will never come Well, I will marry after 3 years. I will get my job by then after completion of my MBA.

Feel sorry to know it.

Yep uncle Starkers, I hope to be much organised but just hope! And thanks for sharing your bachelor-life-experiences!

I will get a Bachelor's cook & a book. I know to prepare a few tasty foods like noodles, pizza, cake, fried rice, chicken curry, soup etc. I can't name more. My mouth is getting watered.

I don't drink wine not even beer or ciggs or anything addictive.

Yep I look for monsters daily under bed and keep my rooms locked and when I go I put locks on each door and windows. And live in just one central room with all my essentials.

I don't need blow up dolls. Better I would put picture of my ex-gf. Ah I forgot I had thrown it the time she asked me to forget her. But I will better gobble buffet under tubelight. After all I am not a stone age man who will light fires n candles 

I will watch some comedy films in daytime and IPL recordings.

Bye for now I am going to have some breakfast.

See you all...

I stopped looking for monsters under the bed a long time ago...was looking in the mirror one day and realised that they're gonna get a far bigger scare from me than I am from them. 

So now I don't lock the door, either... to give them a quick exit.

Reminds me of a time I was polluted and found the monster IN bed wif me!.... Couldn't UNlock the door fast enough!!!

Never did THAT again.

I don't say they live but they can be hidden under bed Wooooooooohoooooo hoooohoooooooo! don't frieghten me talking of them.

Why not hunt them like I prey mosquitos. Hey don't laugh at me, hunting mosquitos is not an easy act, it takes to be very energetic n quick.

  Maybe you should look again.

Ouch! That's scary.