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Im a Rook Player and i say:
1-Rooks tower are underpower, they dont do enough damage, also they should ahve spalsh damage so they can kill minions easier, asl they should create a permanent silece 30 yards around them.
2-Also Boulder roll should stun for more time, come on is a giant boulder rolling over you, we need to think about realism, better yet make it so that its an instant kill.

I also play Sedna and i say:
1-Sednas heal is not scalelable enough and so the heal should start a 1000 healing and increase by 100% each level, also it should cost less mana, i mean come one 2 i can only use 2 heals early game.
2- Silence should also dmage enemys
3-Pounce should work as a cleave atack
4-yetis should get 100% more life and life increase per level

I hate regulus snipe and so i declare:
1-snipe should be decrease to 100/200/300/400/500/600/700 damage and yes it should be increase to ahve 7 levels.

I also hate Ub and so i declare:
1-Ubs spit should become a dot, like its last level and should also it should take half of ubs life to cast.

My Brother plays Oak and so i declare:
1- oak should get 15 ghosts instead of whatever he gets now.
2-penitence should increase damage by 50% at first level and increasisng 50% more each level
3-Surge of faith should be avialable since level 1 and it should do double damage to demigods.

I dont care about Tb i can kill him easy enough, although maybe he could get a decreased life, he is too strong in that sense.

I dont care about erebus but all of erebus skill should use double mana and cause 1/3 of the damage.

I like QoTs model and so id eclare it should be bigger in-game

I think that concludes the lsit of changes that will make the game perfectly balace.

Also i hate to trolls and so i declare there should be none in this post, you saw what i did, there can no longer be trolls in this thread and because we know trolls are a very respectfull bunch we should be safe.

So post, im waiting.

demigod
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Reply #1 from Demigod Forums Top

No offence, but I disagree with just about everything you just said. Sounds like you want to nerf characters you don't like and make yours way stronger. And just cause you "declare" it doesn't make it happen.

 

 

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Reply #2 from Demigod Forums Top

His post is sarcastic, read the title ;) Very funny, some of those really made me laugh :D

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Reply #3 from Demigod Forums Top

very funny.

Reply #4 from Demigod Forums Top

To add to your thoughts:

 

1) I think Qot boobs should be used as mass charm, like that of erebus...and speaking of which, take away mass charm from erebus, I mean come on, how can that freak charm anyway?

 

2) I don't like regulus mines, I want you to be able to tick them like in minesweeper and if you guess where they are, he should get the damage!

 

3) I really think Rook is too fast, I mean 5.4 speed? He's a damn castle, he should have speed 0 but because we're good guys, let's say speed 1. Let him walk for 20 mins before reaching base, damn fattie!

 

Reply #5 from Demigod Forums Top

lol oh now don't I feel stupid :D I've got some suggestions

Rook is too small. I mean, he's a castle, he should take up atleast half the screen.

The maps are too similar, and there's no real strategy. If one team had no towers to start with, that would make the game more fun.

I think Regulus should get a jetpack. We're all about realism here, and everyone knows people don't have wings. UB should get a jetpack too cause he's fast so instead of making him unnaturally fast, keeping realism in mind, we can just give him a really fast jetpack. Everyone should have jetpacks in fact.

Reply #6 from Demigod Forums Top

True, True you see how in so little time we have resolved must of the issues.

2) I don't like regulus mines, I want you to be able to tick them like in minesweeper and if you guess where they are, he should get the damage!

that remind me of this : MineSwepper the Movie

Also The music in every single and every single occasion should be "Play that Funky music White Boy" by James Brown with some random comic relief every now and then provided by dadiv chapelle.

This is serious bussiness guys keep the ideas flowing.

Reply #7 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting warlord323, reply 5
lol oh now don't I feel stupid I've got some suggestions

Rook is too small. I mean, he's a castle, he should take up atleast half the screen.

The maps are too similar, and there's no real strategy. If one team had no towers to start with, that would make the game more fun.

I think Regulus should get a jetpack. We're all about realism here, and everyone knows people don't have wings. UB should get a jetpack too cause he's fast so instead of making him unnaturally fast, keeping realism in mind, we can just give him a really fast jetpack. Everyone should have jetpacks in fact.
End of warlord323's quote

 

We need a jetpack demigod.

Reply #8 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting Shadowdrak, reply 7

Quoting warlord323, reply 5lol oh now don't I feel stupid I've got some suggestions

Rook is too small. I mean, he's a castle, he should take up atleast half the screen.

The maps are too similar, and there's no real strategy. If one team had no towers to start with, that would make the game more fun.

I think Regulus should get a jetpack. We're all about realism here, and everyone knows people don't have wings. UB should get a jetpack too cause he's fast so instead of making him unnaturally fast, keeping realism in mind, we can just give him a really fast jetpack. Everyone should have jetpacks in fact.

 

We need a jetpack demigod.
End of Shadowdrak's quote

yeah , rocket based,and an ability to drop nukes at random on the map with a 90 yard radius and instant kill for everything except minotaurs, because come on guys everybody knows minotaurs are inmune to radiation, common knowledge right?

Reply #9 from Demigod Forums Top

Why does he need a nuke when he can just fly up out of range and shoot everything with his laser gun?

Reply #10 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting Shadowdrak, reply 9
Why does he need a nuke when he can just fly up out of range and shoot everything with his laser gun?
End of Shadowdrak's quote

Why does it need nukes? WHY does it need nukes? WHY DOES IT NEED NUKES? sir you haved never seen a WiC Nuke going of, here (see in HD for an "Oh Shit" expirience), feel free to give me karma.

Reply #11 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting LordCarlos, reply 10

Quoting Shadowdrak, reply 9Why does he need a nuke when he can just fly up out of range and shoot everything with his laser gun?
Why does it need nukes? WHY does it need nukes? WHY DOES IT NEED NUKES? sir you haved never seen a WiC Nuke going of, here (see in HD for an "Oh Shit" expirience), feel free to give me karma.
End of LordCarlos's quote

 

What do we need nukes for when we can just give reg thousands of mines?

Reply #12 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting Shadowdrak, reply 11

Quoting LordCarlos, reply 10
Quoting Shadowdrak, reply 9Why does he need a nuke when he can just fly up out of range and shoot everything with his laser gun?
Why does it need nukes? WHY does it need nukes? WHY DOES IT NEED NUKES? sir you haved never seen a WiC Nuke going of, here (see in HD for an "Oh Shit" expirience), feel free to give me karma.

 

What do we need nukes for when we can just give reg thousands of mines?
End of Shadowdrak's quote

My Bombs > Your Bombs

And no its not an inuendo for "my junk bigger than yours", or is it?

Reply #13 from Demigod Forums Top

Bump

Reply #14 from Demigod Forums Top

hahahahaha I can't believe you really created a thread called Random fun like you were mentioning in the other threads.

 

Why can't Sedna be hotter than QoT in a girl next door kinda way?

 

And I think she should be able to swell up her boobs and use them as a deflector or an absorber of damage. That'd be quite a sight.

 

NUKES DEFLECTED BY HUGE TITS FTW!!

 

lmao

Reply #15 from Demigod Forums Top

You Want a hotter sedna? what? what would you change? ,are you crazy?, tell me 1 thing about sedna that its not perfect. And QoT i like her, but she has that face of "im gonna kiss you just to be able to break your little stick" kind of thing 

Swollen boobs dont deflect nukles, are you crazy, i mean just use your logic, althouh it would be able to deflect a magical ball of fire, and it will defintly will eb able to deflect a giant hammer made of stone, you see you have to stay rational.

Reply #16 from Demigod Forums Top

I hate Sedna, so instead of a leopard she should be riding a kitten. Or a fluffy bunny. Hell, let her walk. Get some excercise, fatty. Also, since yetis are an endangered species and Sedna just summons them by the truck load to be killed by towers she should get a fine of 1000 gold for each yeti she summons.

Reply #17 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting JagerJack, reply 16
I hate Sedna, so instead of a leopard she should be riding a kitten. Or a fluffy bunny. Hell, let her walk. Get some excercise, fatty. Also, since yetis are an endangered species and Sedna just summons them by the truck load to be killed by towers she should get a fine of 1000 gold for each yeti she summons.
End of JagerJack's quote

Herecy!!!!!!! sedna is not fat. and the bunny idea is a must.

Reply #18 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting LordCarlos, reply 17

I hate Sedna, so instead of a leopard she should be riding a kitten. Or a fluffy bunny. Hell, let her walk. Get some excercise, fatty. Also, since yetis are an endangered species and Sedna just summons them by the truck load to be killed by towers she should get a fine of 1000 gold for each yeti she summons.

Herecy!!!!!!! sedna is not fat. and the bunny idea is a must.

End of LordCarlos's quote

Fine, Sedna can continue deluding herself into thinking she isn't fat. But in return, I demand that UB gains wings and a gattling gun that fires instant death bullets that drain all the target's health, mana, and gold.

Reply #19 from Demigod Forums Top

Quoting JagerJack, reply 18

Quoting LordCarlos, reply 17
I hate Sedna, so instead of a leopard she should be riding a kitten. Or a fluffy bunny. Hell, let her walk. Get some excercise, fatty. Also, since yetis are an endangered species and Sedna just summons them by the truck load to be killed by towers she should get a fine of 1000 gold for each yeti she summons.

Herecy!!!!!!! sedna is not fat. and the bunny idea is a must.


Fine, Sedna can continue deluding herself into thinking she isn't fat. But in return, I demand that UB gains wings and a gattling gun that fires instant death bullets that drain all the target's health, mana, and gold.
End of JagerJack's quote

Ok and sedna being not fat and all, get an ability to persuade everyone to give her all thier gold and exp and then kill themseleves.

Ha i win. my stupid rant > your stupid rant.

Reply #20 from Demigod Forums Top

psh. nukes falling off inflated boobs are so much hotter.

 

 

Reply #21 from Demigod Forums Top

I think sednas thong should be showing if you zoom in all the way. Some cleavage wouldn't hurt too. Sedna Thong>QoT cleavage= Sedna Cleavage.

Reply #22 from Demigod Forums Top

They should make a character where there is nothing but boobs and thongs and more boobs and thongs.

 

make all the enemies :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: to their demise. 

Reply #23 from Demigod Forums Top

OOooooook......this is creepy, and i know what creepy is, i read manga.

XD

Reply #24 from Demigod Forums Top

lmao ever read hentai? Now THATTT'S creepy.

 

I saw this one where the boy was raping the girl, then the mom walks in and catches him and he freaks out and starts crying and the mom DROPS HER PANTS AND GOES MY TURN.

?!?!?!??!!

wtf is that shit? Lmao

rofl that just gave me an idea for a QoT & Erebus erotica. lmao wow..

I need to sleep more and post less.. I'm starting to creep myself out. lol

Reply #25 from Demigod Forums Top

Yeah ive kind of seen some pretty creepy stuff, the japanese have a very intriguing and creepy as hell culture.

Anyways, something for you guys, completly out of topic just because theres not enough randomness in this thread, take your daily dose of randomness here.