Kitten Currency

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With the world economic crisis destroying what little value our money has, and banks making a hash of our finances, it seems to me now is the time for an alternative.

Enter Kitten Currency. Everything has a kitten value and all you do is exchange goods/services for kittens.

No more greedy banks, no more inflation, no more exchange rate fluctuations. All you have are nice, furry, friendly kittens. And the more you keep them, the more they grow - much better than bank interest rates.

If you dream of winning the lottery when you go to bed, you can dream of kittens instead. What could be nicer?

The world would be a much better place without money, and an even better place full of kittens.

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Reply #1 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I want some of whatever your on.

Reply #2 from WinCustomize Forums Top

It's too late. The economy has already gone to the dogs.:dog: :dog: :dog:

Siege of Centauri
Reply #3 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Somewhat confuzzled idea but it has some good points... greedy banks...

No more greedy banks, no more inflation, no more exchange rate fluctuations.
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Awareness post Fuzzy

Reply #4 from WinCustomize Forums Top

If you dream of winning the lottery when you go to bed, you can dream of kittens instead. What could be nicer?
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Reply #5 from WinCustomize Forums Top

The system works really well in Chinese Restaurants.

 

Reply #6 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I fear of rats, kittens and dogs.

Reply #7 from WinCustomize Forums Top

i found a little kitten yesterday who strayed too far from his home....so i took him home, gave him some fish, and milk then he slept in my lap for an hour before i had to take hiim back to his mother (i know where they live)......id have kept him, but we arent allowed pets and he is from a stray cat family ........still broke me heart though

 

I LOVE CATS <3 <3 <3 (specially kittens!!)

Reply #8 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I think my car is worth one kitten

Reply #9 from WinCustomize Forums Top

if i could change my money for kittens that would be the most pussy i ever had. I Know, bad joke.

 

*slinks back into the corner*

Reply #10 from WinCustomize Forums Top

/me waits for whuffie

Reply #11 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Quoting Skinhit, reply 8
I think my car is worth one kitten
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I know it is.  XD

Reply #12 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I think my car is worth one kitten
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Haha I can give you 20 kittens for 10 real cars. How will you store kitten currency in your purse?

Reply #13 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Here's a little something for the "interest" from your new currency.

 

Reply #14 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Somebody's been watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer. :D

Reply #15 from WinCustomize Forums Top

I'll raise you a tabby...

Reply #16 from WinCustomize Forums Top

Enter Kitten Currency. Everything has a kitten value and all you do is exchange goods/services for kittens.
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A nice idea, but it's nothing new.  People have been bartering animals for centuries to obtain goods and services....

Farmers worldwide have been bartering pigs and chickens...

Red Indians exchanged buffalo...

The Ancient Egyptians traded cats and dogs both large and small...

And the oldest profession has been trading pus..... er, you know wot I mean, since the dawn of time. :-" :w00t: ;P

 

I'll raise you a tabby...
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Well I'll raise you two moggies and see your tabby. O:)

Reply #17 from WinCustomize Forums Top

The only downside to kitten currency is the temptation to eat the profits :d

Reply #18 from WinCustomize Forums Top

OK, site is acting funny. Why does the D icon keep changing to 'smile'???

Reply #19 from WinCustomize Forums Top

OK, site is acting funny.
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LOL.