banned for caring what someone else thinks about you

Banned for not giving a crap.

Banned & wrapped in a load of it unless excuses start pouring down below by we all know who.

What?  Banned for that.

banned for being a cat in a hat

Banned for not liking a cat in a hat.

Banned for not disliking a cat in a hat. It's just unnatural, you know.....

Banned for not rhyming more.  You know the SD team is keeping score!

banned for giving the sd ideas.

Banned for referring to The Great Dev in a disrespectful manner.

Aanned, Banned, Canned, Danned, Eanned, Fanned, Ganned, Hanned, Ianned, Janned, Kanned, Lanned, Manned, Nanned, Oanned, Panned, Qanned, Ranned, Sanned, Tanned, Uanned. Vanned, Wanned, Xanned, Yanned, and Zanned. 26 "B"ans in one reply. Only one person can beat that:

Chuck Norris called me earlier. He told me to Ban you for disrespecting his image with that smiley. The next time that image is posted, the poster will be Permabanned by him personally

banned because chuck norris would never call you.  he would just do it himself

Oh, to tempt fate. . .

Banned for ten minutes.

banned for trying to control time

Banned for losing control of time.

Banned as a preventive loop applied to the current situation be it lost or controlled in time.

Yep, you hit the nail on the head. __
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banned for attempted murder with a small, pointy object commonly associated with hammers.

banned for thinking that nails are connected to murder

banned for forgeting our lord and saviour.

come back bill, we miss you.

banned for banning someone at 5 06 am forum time.  should have waited until 5 10 am.

banned for i wait for no one.

Banned for not depending on someone.

banned for not seeing the benifits of independance.