banned for all seeing eye

Banned for when I grow up I want one of those.

banned for wanting to grow up and not be a Toys R Us kid

Banned for growing up and still having toys.

Banned for keeping your toys in a bedside drawer.

banned for going there

banned for Mr. Miyagi taught Karate. That other movie with the Smith kid was an abomination.

Banned because you're jealous I got there first... besides, I see nothing wrong with keeping a hand-held computer game or two in the bedside drawer.

Banned because his sister's music video....     {waste of Time}

mommy and daddy should really get a reality check on those decisions. 

Maybe buy them some toys instead.

Banned for toying with that idea.

Banned for toying with yourself...

banned for that is all he wants to do

Banned because no one can diddle (alone or with help) all the time. The special bits need to recover from heavy use or things get really uncomfortable.

banned for finding your limits

banned for i have found so many limits, it's been painful.

Banned for Big Guy, your my hero.

Banned for only flirting with Draak. Betty Boop was an equal-opportunity flirt. That's why she made such an excellent presidential candidate.

Banned for but I like Draak.  I like everyone...

but Draak... 

banned for 411 on the 911

banned for truther talk

banned for assuming truther talk

Banned for lying about your use of truther talk.

Banned because...

Banned for insinuating that he used truther talk when in reality he used the other vkind.

Banned for unclear pronoun references and inscrutable spelling.