Banned because I have a younger female cousin who loves WoW.

Also banned for biological warfare in the classroom.

banned for biological warfare will always exist

Banned because AP Environmental Science is another non-gripeworthy class. It is, however, literally on the opposite side of the school from my locker.

Banned for classes.

banned because as long as there are beans, you will eat them and declare war on those around you.

banned for musical fruit

Banned because last year in German Level Four, there were easily thirty people in my class, most of them annoying. This year, in German Level Five, there are eight people in my class, including my best friend Kevin.

Banned for being half-way through your classes. Four to go.

banned for encouraging him

Banned because he was going to do it anyway.

Banned for assumptions.

 

The Admiral

Banned because I have the same English Lit teacher as I did last year. She's a fat, Arab-looking woman who is absolutely insane, but she has a wonderful sense of humor, is extremely cynical and is a great teacher. The guy who runs my Minecraft server is also in said class.

Banned for playing Minecraft.

Banned for stereotypes.

Banned for getting double banned.

 

The Admiral

Banned because AP Gov is going to be quite a riot. I should print out more copies of my manifesto....

What, exactly, did I do that was stereotypical? I said she was insane (which she is- she got a cardboard cutout of the poet Billy Collins and propped it up behind her lectern one day), that she is cynical, which she is, that she's funny, which she is, that she's fat (which she is- I'd estimate around 220 lbs) and that she looks Arab (which she does).

Banned for seeking an explanation to something said in the ban thread.

banned for banning seeking

Banned because calculus is going to be fun. Our teacher likes to make some absolute statement about what he won't do or ay, and then immediately say or do it, and then say "but other than that..." and then with 50% probability scrupulously adhere to that pledge or repeat the cycle.

Banned for bringing math into a game.

 

The Admiral

banned for math is a game

banned for playing around.

And bad hygiene is biological warfare. Bad perfume is chemical.

banned for biology is nothing more the living chemistry

banned for microbes bred to eat flesh are plenty different from gases which desiccate mucous membranes.

banned for not seeing the differences and similarities

Banned for comparisons.

banned for beardiness

banned for shaving it clean