banned for i know what you like dipping in.

banned for dipping into my business

banned for if I did that, we would probably be on an episode of Cops by now.

Damn, where'd I leave my good wife beater?

banned for wifebeaters

someone's gotta teach em not to serve a pot pie cold

awwwwwwww

Banned for forgetting to ban.

Banned for remembering to forget.

Banned for forgetting to remember to forget.

The Admiral

Banned for being loopy.

Banned for not continuing the loop.

The Admiral

banned for breaking the cycle.

Yeah, I need to fix that issue.

Banned for banning yourself.

The Admiral

Yourself, banned.

Narcissism ban

banned for you're not all that

Banned because no one is all anything. Even things aren't all anything, at least until you get down in the deep muck of quantum mechanics.

banned for we are fields.

Banned for a field trip.

Banned for trips to fields.

The Admiral

Banned for lack of strawberries.

Banned because I'm surrounded by corn and soybeans.

that's the scenery here in Illinois. "Where the Governors make the license plates." TM

Banned because I'm surrounded by houses. And those houses are surrounded by houses. That's all there is in Columbus. Rows and rows of houses. And beyond the houses, there are cows.

banned for mooing about it

Banned because you have nothing to complain about.

*I* live in Kansas.

The Admiral