banned for a life without boundaries.

Banned for being a bounder.

banned for I am the unbound

Banned because you couldn't very well be a bounder if you were bound up, you cad.

banned for previously being bound.

-Twilight Storm

Boundless ban!

Banned because limits can only approach infinity, unless you indulge in tacky things like superlatives.

Banned for

lim  x/x-1

x->1

Banned until lim -x/x-1 as x -> 1 rolls over.

Banned for making me wish my math skills were still up to your prattle, and for failing to appreciate grammar as the physics of language. Mainly, I wish I could type something clever about imaginary numbers...

banned for all numbers are imaginary numbers

Banned for making me hit the wiki and remember that the imaginary unit i is the basis for complex numbers. All I wanted was banter about good-better-best constructions.

banned for making me attempt to recall my calculus

Its been 14 years man!

Banned because you had an easy out into grammar-authoritarian land. That's a boundless sort of lebensraum, innit then?

Banned for making me think of one of my "holy crap I'm such a nerd" moments, the one where I wrote a note to Kevin in German class and we both laughed so hard that we got glared at by the teacher, which never happens to either of us. The note read simply: "4+3iCores1Processor"

Banned for unauthorized nerdliness...I shall strike you with my +9 Hammer of Nerd Slaying...

-Twilight Storm

banned for I'm a Paladin with a +1 Helm of Disintegration.

banned for RPG speak

Here is your future children.

I tried to get this outfit for my son. Wife nixed it hard.

banned for a Lvl 1 Elf would so be me.

banned for elves ≠ jews

banned for dwarves = Jews... at least in Tolkien's version.

ROFL

banned for letting someone else define your culture

Banned because apparently the goblins in Harry Potter represent the Jews.

banned for bringing that clown potter into this. 

banned for all those adults depending on a child to save their butts.

banned for more racial stereotyping